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What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a club?

It's a new school year, and Joe is late to his first day; on his way, he runs into a beautiful man, who just so happens to be his rival in the upcoming school election. Will he put aside his love and crush the opponent? Or will he find a way to make this forbidden love work out?

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

My life is too fucked up to not make a Quackity themed crackfic I write sometime and when i write i don't write much