Warning: this book is a joke and making fun of shit like this lol, gay ass over the top unfunny nirvana (I'm a huge nirvana fan, Kurt had an actual skat kink he'll be fine)

One day you wake up trapped in the back of the weezer tour mini van."What the actual fuck" you think to yourself,little do you know you're about to go on a mission of love,music,crime and affectionate cannibalism.(if you're actually reading this please comment something,it helps alot )

Jungkook and Rivers Cuomo fall in love I'm writing this at 2am please kill me

sex

I hate myself for writing this and I'm sorry Weezer

Rivers Cuomo, celebrity and lead singer of Weezer, also known as your best friend since childhood. After a tediously long time of him being gone, you began to miss him. Rivers decided to take a break from his career and spend time with friends and family, leaving you two to have many fun adventures while he's with you.

Kurt Cobain and his friends Razz and Fire didn't expect their fun getaway at The Pinkerton Hotel would take a turn... for the worst.

Very sexy very hot swaggy awesome cool swagalisol sex wow let's goooo woooooo yippie hooray! P

Dave has a very big obsession with mashed potatoes. His friends, Kurt and Krist, are worried about him. But Dave dosen't care. Read to find out what happens next! Also this will sound a lot like My strange addiction (A very good show about people who have, well, strange addictions).

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