Some silly South Park One-shots, I do take requests so all you have to do is ask. Requests currently closed, no exceptions.

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

you are the popular girl at south park high that everyone knows and loves. you're the captain of the soccer team, you get great grades, president of two clubs and have many friends including wendy, token, nichole, and bebe. your life seems perfect from the outside, but in reality it is fucked up beyond words. no one seems to care or even know. until, you meet one kid that you never knew was even there and he changes your life forever... TW⚠️‼️ - mention of bulimia, self harm, anxiety and depression - also mention of mild sexual harassment - also it's gonna get spicy sexually at some points so be warned - NSFW (??) i don't really know what this means but i thought i should include it just in case DISCLAIMER: - all art goes to original artists i did not make any of it myself (if you know the artist please comment and i will mention them asap) - everyone is aged up (16/17) - i do not own any of the characters (that's all matt and trey) i just made up the story

I'ma give this a shot *sigh* don't get angry at me

I'm going to do some South Park one shots. If you have any ideas for other one-shots tell me! South Park belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The pictures not mine. Credit to the Author of the pictures and credit to the South Park creators. also no i haven't copied anyone calm yourselves I've had a lot of these written since 2014 alright? I've only just decided to post this on here. You can find these on Quotev or Deviantart. (You can request x male!reader {please verify if they're shy/more submissive}) (You can also request female characters x reader {male or female} [please verify if shy/submissive reader])

You and Kyle have been friends on internet for 3 months now but never showed eachother your faces or real names for privacy and stuffs , his online name is Kk so thats what you call him and he calls you either Dumbass or Uni , why ? because it was your username on Roblox where you guys met (unicorn something something yk). But you tell eachother EVERYTHING like you guys are very close now . But sadly you have to move and you will go to a very small city called South Park in Colorado. Who knows maybe you'll meet new people for your senior year there?... You and Kyle are 18 in this story like almost everyone else in the high school . You are in twelve grade/senior . Also this is a female y/n. I'll probably make gender neutral or male fanfictions later in the future but it is easier for me to make a female y/n since I am only a beginner writer and don't know much about other gender fanfictions or povs . (Idk if it made sense but yeah 😭) I will probably mostly use first person pov for the story because it is easier for me to write as. Also a small reminder that I am not originally English so I am maybe going to make grammar mistakes and others. I do NOT own south park obviously. And I only own the fanfiction.

This is the newer version of my other book "South Park Boyfriend Scenarios". I do not own South park or any of the characters in this book they all belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.I made the newer cover (The current one) of the book. I don't own any of the art on the cover, I just went on Picsart and made it. Highest Rankings --------------------------- #1 Kyle #1 South

‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ ‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ ‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ ‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ ‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽ 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 - 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳. •°.°•.•°.°•.•°.°•.•°.°•.•°.°•.•°.°•.•°.°•.•°.°•.•°.°•.•°.°•.•°.° 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴. ‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ ‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ ‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ ‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ ‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̥͙̽ - REQUESTS ARE CLOSED!!

❝Shut the fuck up! Even though some of that might be true, 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙩 (Y/n) would pick me over you any day!❞ Stan shouted. ❝You know what, Stan! 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙩! There's no way in hell she'd choose your toxic ass anyway!❞ Kyle fired back. Start: April 2023- End: June 2023

「South Park X gender--neutral Reader」 " what's my type? cute cashiers! " ╰┈➤ 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯,(Y/N), a high school student from North Park who settles on a job in South Park, finds themselves catching the hearts of many. Along with misadventures, friends and even exes. ⋆｡°✩ TW!: this story includes smoking, cursing, alcohol, some suggestive themes, angst, fluff, and topics of bad family relationships, abuse, and things of that nature! ☆