99 Hilarious ways to make someone stop talking to you :D

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Natalie and Lucas have hated each other for as long as they can remember. She's an uptight perfectionist. He's a sarcastic shut-in. But when the two get trapped in Harrison High School during the biggest snow storm of the season, they are forced to work together. How will they cope?

"You are mine," He murmured across my skin. He inhaled my scent deeply and kissed the mark he gave me. I shuddered as he lightly nipped it. "Danny, you are mine and only mine, you understand?" Daniella Saunders had a pretty rough life. After being heartbroken and betrayed by both her father and her boyfriend, Danny moves to a small town to find the comfort of her mother. Everything is not what it seems and soon, Danny finds herself in the middle of a world she didn't even knew existed outside of fiction novels and movies. Not only does the town seem bizarre, but her senses heighten, her temper is out of control, and her hunger amplify. Throw in an arrogant, selfish, sexy, possessive player who didn't even want her in the first place, her life just seamlessly attract madness. Especially with those creepy threats coming from a "Silver Bullet", she can't keep still.

the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.

Natalie had the perfect life. Her friends and family were great, and she had a boyfriend who loved her. Her perfect life was shattered, though, by the person she thought she could trust with anything. Her boyfriend. Andrew. He turned out to not be the person she thought he was. It was his fault that the whole town shunned her. It was his fault her parents kicked her out and her friends won't even look at her. Everything was his fault. The only good thing that came with being with him was Olivia. Natalie's little girl and the main reason she was shunned. Now she has nobody, and she has to go back to school. Will she be hated, or will she find somebody who will accept her?

When Arina's mother dies, her step-father, in the depths of poverty, resorts to selling her in order for both of them survive. Arina loses all hope of change when she grows accustomed to her new life until she meets a man who changes her life forever. NO GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF A SEXUAL NATURE OR DRUGS.

Crystal is taken from all she knows. School, family, friends, gone. And she hasn't even a clue where she is or how far away she is from home. And the man who has her is dangerous. Very dangerous.