This is the story of Axel and Tuck: a tale of debauchery, douchebaggery, felony, and plain stupidity. It is a tale written by two best friends with nothing better to do with their law degree than write the story of their anything-but-monotonous life. DISCLAIMER: This story is a satire. Enjoy at your own risk :)

"Ethan." Aiden pauses. "I want you." He softly bites my ear. "I want to kiss you more than you will ever know." Trying to avoid the daily beatings of the school bully can be challenging. But what happens if the schools bully has a crush on you?

The son of the schools old, but famous, QB jock and head cheerleader - Andrew Simmons. He was supposed to be the next legacy of Winster High, the one winning football scholarships and making touchdowns. Instead Andrew was making scholarships to Harvard and making virtual touchdowns. Then we have Luke Crawfard, the son of two doctors and the used to be biggest nerds of highschool. His parents had high hopes of him making it to Yale like they did and entering medical business, not making touch downs. What happens when these two boys meet each other and tangle their lives together, as well as their legs in bed? What can I say? Opposites Always Attract.

Two broken boys, entirely different personalities and lifestyles, yet their suffering is undeniable. ♡ When Dalton and Jack's lives come colliding together, intertwining in its own unique way, what will happen? ♡ Follow the boy's journeys of heated arguments, sly comments, rude comebacks, tears, and most importantly, love. ♡ ---------------------- After getting kicked out of his house by his overly religious parents, Jack bumps into the sweetheart Katherine Evans, who upon discovering his current situation, offers for him to stay with her. This is all too good to be true for Jack until he finds out he's sharing a room with Katherine's son, the antisocial and ill-tempered bad boy Dalton, who, for no reason in particular according to Jack, has taken a vast disliking to the new boy, making his time at this new and unfamiliar house slightly more difficult.