Benatar borrows Axel's drumsticks for a little 🥺 (this was not my idea)

okay I will admit I might get carried away with this joke fanfic to the point it's not even funny but that's fine lolz currently having a mental breakdown writing this

Puff Puff Humbert decided it was time for him to get some new glasses!

After a long night of weed and breaking dishes, Shitty G and Cartoon Wax engage in a scandalous affair that leads to cocaine, drama, and a VERY crazy baby.

benatar writes?!?! yes he do

Axel gets a haircut cuz his bangs are so damn long you can't even see his blobfish looking nose anymore