🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

[Temporary Cover Art] Note from the Author: Hey, this is not a serious story nor is it a parody, it's just something I'm writing for fun! Updates probably won't be consistent since I have a life lol. This is something I've been meaning to do for while so here it is! If there are any grammatical errors please let me know! Anyway I hope you enjoy (The blurb will be the first chapter)