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Legend holds that an invisible red thread links each soulmate until their paths intersect.
Kim Jong Un is not like the other dictators- just as his emaciated subjects suffer a debilitating and unrelenting famine, their Supreme Leader trudges through a famine of the heart. As he yearns for the caress of another soul, he stumbles upon the President of the United States: Donald J. Trump online. Could this be the man Kim has longed for his entire life? Or does heartbreak lie at the end of the red thread?
(In case it was amiss, this story is satire.)