After Barbie gets dumped for cheating, she robs a bunch of random men or animals to get with shrek

What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a bar? ;)

Barry is moving out of the hive and going to live in Texas! But along the way, he meets and falls in love with a handsome stranger by the name of Shrek. But Barry has promised himself to another! Will love prevail in this epic tale of drama, love, heartbreak, and death?

Ok so this was originally a fan fic for Barbie spy squad but it turned into a multiverse smutty fan fic