Being just friends might work online. But suppressing your emotions in person is much more difficult. Dirk and Jake are the closest friends... As pen pals, but when there's a plot twist in their lives and they start communicating in person something changes in Dirk's mind.

Dirk Strider, a smart, tough, and cool foster kid who is determined to wait for his parents, who left him at Foster Serket and promised him to come back. Dave Strider, a billionaire, a cell phone mogul, and a politician who is running for mayor. What would happen if the two suddenly meet by the means of Dirk nearly being run over? (Homestuck is not mine) (As you can see, this is an Annie (2014) parody, was inspired I guess..) (Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie) (I don't own the cover, just edited it) (Enjoy~)

(UPDATE: INCOMPLETE STORY! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.) This is the excerpts of a roleplay! (I posted the beginning of this on another account, but I'm moving over here, so you'll get the finished product!) What this roleplay contains: ❤ Dave/Dirk ❤ Sad stuffs ❤ Smut! ❤ AU ❤ MORE SMUT! ❤ Feels ☟ Plot ☟ AU where 16-year-old Dirk watched Dave all of his life, from the point that he was a baby to the point where He became a young adult, and even though Dave didn't know Dirk existed, he still built a machine to transfer himself to Dave's session. The session boundaries exist, but it's an AU where they didn't go through Sburb, but the separate sessions were more like a parallel universe.

Is a trans Dave cut out for his life? Is a trans Rose ready either? Can Jade handle the loneliness? What does John do with the constant bullying? These four may struggle hard, but one MMO keeps them away long enough to survive. SBURB. (The art used for the cover is by someone....)

(DISCONTINUED- CapriciousPancake isn't continuing this, and since I have no writing talent of my own it will not be updated anymore. Feel free to read this if you want, still pretty good.) My mind's telling me no, but my body's telling me yes. Dave Strider gets revenge for being forced to participate in BDSM. Roxy Lalonde is an instigator. Dirk Strider is the world's most put-upon teenage boy in a skirt. Or, in which Dave makes Dirk dress like a girl and then has sex with him in a dance club while intoxicated. (NOT MINE- Written by CapriciousPancake on Archive of Our Own)

You thought your life was hard? Try living In Dirk Striders life for even a day. He Has taken care of his younger brother since he was six and his little brother, Dave, was three and thier dad was murdered. Yeah, Murdered. And they both saw it happen just outside their door. Him And Dave live in abandoned houses, or apartments depending. He is now 16 and Dave is 13. He gets as many jobs as he can at as many places as he can to provide them with food and clothing. To top that off, Neither of them have ever gone to a single school. ever. Not even Preschool. He also is gay. Think it's hard enough yet? No? Add in both of them being Demons, that need blood, and having to always be on the look out for hunters. And fleeing for their lives. Yeah, Hard. But they aren't bad. They are actually one of the few good ones out there. Now, add in him falling in love with a hunter, Dave too. Bottom line is, Be glad you don't live this life of The Demon in disguise Dirk Strider.

**ON HIATUS** T~T **UNDERGOING EDITING** Hi!!! [*Cue good summary that I was able to magically summon up*] ... *cricket cricket* ... What? NO SUMMARY? Welp, guess you'll just have to click that READ to find out what the heck this story is about, huh? But okay, to actually sum it up, kind of like a summary~ Dave and Bro are together- (not romantically all you sinners) but surviving together- and are trying to live in the harsh inhumane world. One day though, they encounter two peculiar hunters, one of them grows to despise the two Striders, Dave especially. The other, well something rather strange and interesting ensues instead, I guess you'll just have to read the story to find out more. Sorry, I'm terrible at summaries, but hopefully I'm better at writing the actual story. *I'm probably not* Haha, I'm kidding, but I've kept you here long enough, read mah story, you've already read all of this meaningless text, read the actual hopefully good text, and don't be afraid to comment. Without further ado... ~CrazyZo Out!

A JohnDave short fic based off an illustration

Jake/Dirk Demonstuck *There will also be John/Dave