In which a lonely girl argues with a wise boy over the ending of an online romance book. (fan fiction 40) © 2014 fadoraharry_ All rights reserved. [credits to novemberrr_ for the lovely cover]

❝ Darling, we both know I'm better at prank calling. ❞

❝Hi! I love your books.❞ ❝Hi! I love you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝He's thirty-six, Adeline. Not sixteen.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝I'm so smooth that when people talk to me they slip and fall.❞ ❝I must be one of your victims, for i sure have fallen for you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝wanna see my dick?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝Why won't you tell me your name?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.