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*HIGHSCHOOL AU* Marcell is your pretty and smart friend and randomly he starts acting strange around you! Find out what happens next please read it oh my god please do i. "Y/N.........I love you"

"Love is a monster for making me fall in love with my enemy!" • In fair Verona, lives two warring families, the Jeffersons and the Washingtons. When Y/N Washington meets Thomas Jefferson at a ball one night, it's love at first sight. But fate is destined to keep the pair apart. Will Y/N and Thomas find love? Or will their families feud keep them apart? • Characters are based off Hamilton the Musical. Plot is based off Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet.

It's hot. So very hot.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

your new lord and savior

-cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes) fifth harmony and camila are also main characters in this story.

cold boss oli london is hopeless in finding love. then he met shrek.

Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.