Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them

Dio wakes up from his nap and is very hungry

A tragic tale of betrayal, taxes, poverty, and cheese.

La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is just a crackfic for god's sake.

The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash the car again. He thinks of asking the narcotics division, but that would never work. With a sigh , he opens up his contacts and begins to send a message to a man known as Risotto Nero. *Cover was made by Poofyinator*

read the title its a joke

hahaha fuxk u

Alternative titles: - dio in the middle of the ocean what will he fuck - dio vibe checks a massive body of water For Oceaniz96 on Twitter dot com häppi börsdei I told you I was gonna do it The chapters get worse and worse as I got more and more drunk writing it I hate this and so should you

Rohan opens his fridge and notices a Beef Wellington on the bottom shelf.