Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

Barney and Bob the Builder meet one day, after an airing of each of their shows finished. At this moment, they knew they were soul mates.

THIS IS A JOKE

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how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

what happens when prince phillip walks into your church one day, stinky and agressive and begins threatening all of the women.... you know you shouldn't be around him yet something about his sunken glossy eyes lures you in regardless... harry styles x reader jackson 5 x reader vegan teacher x reader morrissey x reader join y/n for the adventure of a lifetime...

you and Queen lizzy both have the hots for eachother. ever since she became single things have changed between the two of you... contains: smut. angst ig. fluff. whatever I decide to add.