[HUMANIZED!] "...Alright, does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on," Paintbrush yelled sternly, rubbing their temples to stave off an incoming headache. "THERE'S A DEMON! THERE'S A DEMON IN THE DORM PAINTBRUSH!" Fan screamed, pointing his lightsaber (where did he even get that?) at the floor, swinging it around and nearing throwing it several times, his grip on the handle unsteady. Paintbrush turned their attention to the end of Fan's lightsaber, and on the floor was a small Cellar Spider, not completely motionless but certainly not hostile. I should've expected this, Paintbrush thought hopelessly, rolling their eyes. I am rooming with five-year-olds. . . OR: Paintbrush doesn't know if they'll pass their first year of college; their new dormmates certainly aren't helping. (A Lightbrush college AU.) This fic contains humanized characters, swearing, and the ships fantube and lightbrush. Cross-posted on ao3 under the same alias. [I do not own Inanimate Insanity or any of the characters from it. This work is fan-made.]

Credit to the artist for the cover and Jacknjellify! 💙 Also the first Four x Reader story 💙 Y/N (your name) was always different from the other objects. Different limbs and face. You didn't even think you were an object. Until one day when black hole was about to suck the whole entire world up BAM! These weird but cute aliens arrive just in time to save the world. They were four and X. The only purpose that you knew why they came was just to play some show, and you'll win a BFDI! Nobody would want to team up with you though... You looked too weird to them... But than Four leaned and gave you a hand. He offered you second co-host of bfb. You felt so happy and safe with him you slowly fell in love with him, despite his looks and attitude. But soon you face series of troubles when it comes to triangle love, secrets, and the show. What will you do? Will you back off away from the trouble or do anything for him? Thankly you're not alone, X is your best bud, he already knows all of it. Together you'll try to think. Put love first or the show? Until trouble comes between love and hosting the show.. And even a love triangle?... (credits to jacknjellify for characters, artists, and music)

//ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴀʟʟ ~ (Warning: Old chapters suck. Sometimes new ones too lol) (This book has officially ended but is being rewritten. Chapters with this symbol; ❀ ; means it has been rewritten or is good enough to keep. Happy reading.) - Highest Ranking: • #1 in Mugman • #4 in Cuphead • #2 in Oswald • #3 in BABTQFTIM • #543 in XReader • #17 in Bendy

4 is a number. He has powers, he can recover anyone, and thus hosts a show. Until, some dude named 2 swooped in and ruined everything. Now, he is left with 14 contestants, no co-host, and exit students. He is left with: A useless piece of fire who practically does nothing. A murder machine. A strangely social butterfly that's too fragile they could die any moment. The embodiment of perfection. A fragile wood waiting to be broken. A silent droplet of water who does actually nothing? A sarcastic little shit. A narcissist. A shiny sweet toothed mineral thing. Some guy who was supposed to be in the exit. Weird, floating helium guy. A beat boxer. Some spanish food. And a leaf who keeps on pestering him. How could things ever go wrong?

ok first chapter is every rule i have for this book

[WARNING FOR DISTURBING THEMES: TORTURE, BURNING, ELECTROCUTION, DEATH] Sometimes doing anything in the name of science means people get hurt, but when dealing with something as dangerous as Evil Leafy, surely there's no harm in ignoring ethics.

why did i make this lmao

You turn me on like a LIGHTSWITCH- *dabs* Wattpad is being a butt, so I have to do this all over agaiN- This is just lightbulb being sad for 20 pages, lol

hello stranger! (or not a stranger, you never know!) if you were unable to interpret the title, this is a oneshot book revolving around inanimate insanity and bfb/tpot! (recent additions are ONE and The Nightly Manor wowie!!) what you'll see in here will be fluffy, usually angsty oneshots my update schedule is wack so bare with me there'll be trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters that i think need them and i'll occasionally be taking requests! (if you want to make one check the first page!!) these oneshots are now being edited by my absolutely wonderful partner who i love very much hehe <3 if that seemed up your alley then i can't wait for you to tag along on the strange journey this book has brought me on! have a lovely day and enjoy!! - vee

This is a story where Bryce (Soda Bottle) and Liam (Backpack) are the hosts of ONE instead of Airy, I got this idea out of the blue and wanted to try it. This will contain censored curse/swear words (I don't use them Irl but thought they'd be in here, that's why they're censored), some sodapack and some mentions of other ships, I guess. ONE is created by Cheesy hfj on YouTube and I highly recommend checking it out! Also this is probably very cringy, I'm not a good story writer. Enjoy.