A crackfic in which Roy and Dick get drunk in Vegas and wind up married. Hilarity ensues when Dick tries to get a divorce Edit: This series is taking on a life of its own

Draco has a crush on Ginny?! Ginny has a crush on Draco?! But Pansy has a big crush on Draco too!! And Harry has a huge crush on Ginny too!! How will it work out?!! COMPLETED STORY

Do you want to make your very own Mary Sue original character? Do you love cliches and overused stereotypes? Have you ever wondered how to create a great character? Fear no more! For this is your very own guide book in making a Mary Sue OC. (Published on September 8,2017) (THIS BOOK IS COMPLETED)

Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.

~Highest Ranking in Humor~ #43 12/9/2017 First Prize Winner of The Lunar Awards: October Genre-Awards:Humor I can't take it anymore ! Stupid dumb stereotypes are being used way too much in Wattpad books. I for one as an author am completely guilty of using these said stereotypes hence why I think we all need to up our creativity. Here we go! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*- This story contains indecent language All rights reserved

A long, long list of the cliches of wattpad...basically what the title says

!!COMPLETED!! Ever wanted to read every wattpad story ever made in a few clicks? No? Well, I wasn't asking you. ... Yes? That's what I thought. Well, here you are! Every book genre, story, and scenario covered in the hallowed digital pages of the is e-book. Read at your own risk, I do not take responsibility for any life scarring that may ensue. WARNING! This book is extremely sarcastic and may hurt your feelings irreparably. I'm sorry. (You would not believe how much auto-correct I used to write this summary. I'm pathetic. Ha. Ha.)

Mary-Sue is just your normal girl. She wears messy buns and baggy sweatshirts, and is bullied because of her ugly, long blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes (yuck!). What happens when she (literally) falls for bad-boy Ryder? AND Hotty Harry? READ TO FIND OUT! (This book is made for humorous purposes only and is not to be taken seriously)