jojo crackfics
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Johnny Joestar Degrades You
Johnny hates you because you are 2016 fan fiction Y/N so he degrades you until you cry.
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Joe-Hoes go to Court😍🙏🏻
cover by me🤭🦶🏻🦶🏻 This is a prequel to: "crazy noisy bizarre mall 😏😏😏" - By blackcherry088 (they also made 1 and 2) Order of the stories🤪: 1. "The crusaders go to chick fil a" 2. "crazy noisy bizarre mall 😏😏😏" 3. "Joe-Hoes go to Court😍🙏🏻" (this book sillypoo🙄😝) ⚠️MEGA SHID AND FARD⚠️ ⚠️BIG BOOBED MEN⚠...
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♡ shredded cheese- gyro zeppeli x reader (jjba one shot)
(this is partly a joke please don't take this fic seriously i beg of u) Gyro finds the shredded cheese at 3 AM.
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Dogsitting for Cioccolata
...and other shenanigans. Youve been hired as a dogsitter by some doctor named Cioccolata. He didnt tell you anything about the dog, or about the house, or the freaks living in it. This is your story *law and order sound*
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President Valentine Force Feeds You Honey Buns
You find yourself in a room with a man, a beautiful blonde with a chiseled chest, who has a surprise in store for you. I wrote this because I ate a honey bun and thought "Fuck i want funny valentine from JJBA to force feed me honey buns until I cry" and so i wrote a fanfiction about it
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Doppio eats a bag of chips (NOW WITH PART 2)
Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them
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Bruh Moment
y'all it's 1 am and this may just be the most crackhead thing I'm ever gonna write i honestly feel like this is too... avant garde for wattpad, but here i go. basically, mista and giorno meet up with Narancia after a bar shoot out, and go to ihop, where mista breaks some big new ;)
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Clean and beautiful - Polnareff x Toilet
Just a pol pol x toilet I said i would publish this in like november or something very seggc
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Passione Groupchat
Ayy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being absolutely crushed by my favorite characters' deaths!🥰 There will be a lo...
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JoJo(s) React To The Fandom
A fun, random as hell crack fic! Inspired heavily by my very successful(for some reason) PJO reaction book! So. Here we are. They will react to: --ships --fanart and fanfic. --theories/headcanons This may also include: --inncorrect quotes --memes --crack fics Basically reactions to anything the fandom has made! S...
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joseph joestar eats spaghetti
joseph absolutely fucking consumes spaghetti 3/11/23 - please stop reading this holy shit💀
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101 Ways To Kill Jotaro Kujo By Jotaro Kujo
.. For the idiots who need to read a book to find out how to kill me.
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Joseph Joestar Commits Tax Fraud
Please no, don't tell me Joseph actually committed tax fraud! He would never do this! I'm literally crying and shaking right now I can't believe this!
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Jotaro and Josuke go to McDonalds
This is a fanfiction where Josuke and Jotaro go to McDonalds
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random jjba Oneshots (Weird)
Hello 🖖 and welcome to my cursed book, before we start I am legally required to inform you the the following chapters are slightly disturbing (especially the Joseph one...) Though, I know they are quite short I am working on that, longer chapters are to come Farewell! until we meet again one fateful day *UPDATE, I FO...
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Ora (Star Platinum's Diary)
Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora...
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Star Platinum's Bizarre Adventures
THIS IS A BOOK OF CRACK FICS FOR JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE. TREAD CAREFULLY. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Note that these are intentionally poorly written lol)
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