Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry. There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations. They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Season One ✔️ Season Two✔️ Season Three ➰ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Best Achievements: #1 on wattpad #1 on enjoy #1 on umbrellaacademy #1 on fivehargreeves #1 on netflix

Five rolled his eyes and sighed. "You're insufferable." "Right back at ya." _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I don't know know how long I had worked for the commission. After a while the time-travelling makes it hard to keep track of. That, coupled with the fact I didn't have a reason to count, since I had signed a life long contract. But one day, I was assigned to be the partner of Number Five Hargreeves. Due to the fact he was a terrible employee and I was an amazing one. We were meant to cancel each other out into a somewhat functioning duo. Did it work? Kinda. We're both amazing killers. So we had that going for us. And once we learnt to tolerate each other, we started to rub off the best/worst parts of each other to the other. The best/worst depends on your values. Started: 13/7/22 ON HOLD TILL SEASON FOUR Ended:...

On the twelfth hour of the first day of October 1989, forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible-- He got eight of them. A Five Hargreeves x Reader

Yn was a very powerful witch and with that power comes a very dysfunctional family. She was turned into an assassin and used sarcasm to help handle her family. After losing her best friend Ben and moving out of home she ended up landing herself the position of Klauses caretaker. When Five comes back they become an unstoppable duo once again. Having a dead dad is one thing but stopping an apocalypse is a way bigger problem. Season One and Two

┍━━━━━━━━━┑ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ┕━━━━━━━━━┙ ❝ 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. ❞ ⠀⠀⤑ no matter what timeline you're in, ⠀⠀⠀ or how many times the world ends, ⠀⠀⠀ he will love you unconditionally. ⠀[𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟑] ⠀[𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟑] ⠀( five hargreeves x fem!reader ) ⠀𝙏𝙃𝙀⠀𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼⠀𝘼𝘾𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙔 ⠀──────⠀© peachyhxlland ⠀(note: five is maybe ooc here ⠀and too soft for your liking)

BOOK THREE "We've got the Umbrellas and the Sparrows. What next, the Reginalds?" In which Emery Lamont and the Hargreeves travel back to 2019 only to discover timelines seem to have a personal grudge against them and that they are fucked in more ways than one. Five Hargreeves x maleoc The Umbrella Academy season 3

Contrahentes - Connections, a relationship in which a person or thing is linked or associated with something else Time - the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole " Everything could change within a matter of time. One could overthrow an empire, one could fall in love." But what happens when she falls for someone way out of her timeline? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You're a time traveler aren't you?" "Gee what gave it away?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I won't force you to be my friend, but I'll consider you one anyways......" " Thanks Delores.." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "No connections right?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ But as everyone knows nothings ever that simple, not for the Hargreeves family. This is based off season 2 of the umbrella academy. I suggest you watch the season before reading to prevent spoilers. I also do not own the umbrella academy or any of the characters except for Dolores Jane Hernandez-Hargreeves, and Dovie Blanchard. All credit goes to Gerard way and the creators of the show. Enjoy

━━ COMPLETED on 9.10.22 ━word count 47.2k ˚ · . ❝ I wish I never met you Five Hargreeves! ❞ ❝ Liar. ❞ ╰┈➤ Five x Reader ☄. *. ⋆ Y/n always was the one to fall short, her twin sister always exceeding their mother's expectations. She was often scolded and reprimanded for not meeting her potential. Lila was the one in the spotlight, the one who got to go with their mother everywhere. The one who actually got a mother. The Handler was never a mother to y/n. She was always the afterthought, and got left alone most of her life. After years of torture stuck living alone at The Comission, she gets sent on a mission to gather more information about a certain former assassin trying to stop doomsday. Growing closer over a short amount a time, will Five figure out y/n's identity or will it remain a secret? RANKINGS -☂️ ||*. #3 in TUAxreader ||*. #14 in fivehargreevesxreader ||*. #1 in thehandler ! ||* . #34 in numberfive ||*. #25 in lila ||*. #28 in five ╔════════════╗ ‗ ❍𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ‗ ❍𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ╚════════════╝

"𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢,𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩" -- 𝔹𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝔸𝕐𝕆ℝ'𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝔹𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕊𝕚𝕣.ℝ𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕕 𝔹𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕪 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝔽𝕚𝕧𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕀𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕒 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥?... 𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕤𝕠.

𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙣𝙚: 𝘼 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙦𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛 45 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙣 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. ☂︎ 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙬𝙤: 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙔/𝙉 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣, 𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 1960'𝙨, 𝙩𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣. 𝙃𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙯𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜. ☂︎ 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚: 𝙏𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣...