Dora was a lovely little girl. You see, at a mere age of 7 Dora had already broken two bitches nose and attacked a poor fellow named Bob. Now that she's 21 however, dear little Dora has blossomed. She now breaks the hearts (and bones) of the guys (and girls) who dare come at her. Dora was raised in a small town where no one really loved her. Then, she met Swiper, the man (animal?) that swiped her heart (and virginity). In this story Dora grows up with Swiper, and even meets some of her only family. This is where Diego comes in. Ahh Diego; Dora's hot panty dropping cousin. That is what Dora thought whenever she saw him, not that she would dare utter those words out loud. Now, going back to Dora and Swiper *ahem* The sweet little devil Dora was taken aback by the young feline man whose gloves and mask hid his true identity.... which is what she strives to know. What adventures with Dora go on? Who will she meet? Who. Is. Swiper? ******This story may contain smut and obviously a girl*************

Sopa Divano is by no means a normal couch. He uses his status as a couch to his advantage and peeps on women(and sometimes even men)! Conveniently, he's the main sofa in a popular restaurant, allowing him to see many women. Follow the humorous everyday life of Sopa in his quest to find the perfect butt!

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }