Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

(Trailer Included) Life was so simple for teenager Nora Dubhe, but her curiosity becomes spiked once a secret comes uncoiled about her father's past. After all these years of living in a small town, could she be living under a pile of lies woven by her own overprotective father? She decides to find out the truth and embark on a mission to solve the mystery of her father's respected name, but finds trouble along the way in many forms. Upon meeting young Brenan Yultz she begins to experience an emotion that she is not accustomed to. Coping with death, love, and failure are all foreign to young Dubhe, but she must learn the skills in order to keep herself alive for the sake of her entire nation-state. Will she understand her father's past, or will he remain a mystery? What is Brenan's secret past? Why does everyone want her and her father dead? All these answers must be found for the sake of Nora's own sanity.

At eighteen, Jade Sampson thought she had found the one man she would spend the rest of her life with, Austin Giles. He had been a long time childhood friend and later became her high school sweetheart. He was perfect in every way... or that's what she once thought. It was your typical hot southern, summer afternoon when she made the dreadful mistake of walking in on him with another woman in a rather compromising position. In a matter of minutes, her easy-going, perfect world came crashing down like a ton of bricks. Utterly heart broken and destroyed, Jade made the decision to leave her small home town and make her own way. It wasn't until five years later she received a call that would turn her new life upside down again. Her father, the same father that turned his back on her all those years ago had passed away. Now that she is forced to go back home and settle his affairs, how will she handle seeing Austin once again? Can she protect her heart any better this go round or will she relive the same mistakes and lose it all again.

Colette has been living with Mrs Figg for as long as she can remember. She knows next to nothing about her true self but she knows Privet Drive is not her real home. On the event of receiving her Hogwarts letter four years late, she runs away with the Chosen One when he manages to blows up his aunt in a spat about his parents. Hogwarts throws everything at her, from O.W.L. exams to the infamous Weasley twins. Plus, to top it all off, there's a mass murderer on the loose. In the first of her last years at Hogwarts, is Lottie able to keep her life perfectly on balance at any point, along with dealing with all the other problems and people the school brings and the new knowledge of her real family? ** Contains some strange words and some strong words **

Stella’s not like most girls. She doesn’t spend her nights talking about cute boys or who she’s going out with next week. Cause really, what’s the point in that? When a new kid, Jace Matthews transfers to her school, she’s probably the only girl not under his charm, making her Jace’s number one target. It seems like he just won’t leave Stella alone, and she’s left with her last resort: fighting fire with fire. Someone needs to teach pretty boy a lesson, and Stella’s the perfect girl to do it.

This is a compilation of my poems created at the perk of my moods. I made this portfolio so as to create an equal opportunity to all my works to be read and for readers to have an easy access of the poems I created. Dreamland is my place where my emotions freely come, go, and stay as they please. It is my haven where I can take a break when all the things are in commotion. It gives a satisfaction to my hungry soul, seeking mind and weary body. The poems in this portfolio reflects my mood and all the things I want to say that I cannot say verbally. It is when I am down on my own and have no one to talk to and all I can do is write. Hope you enjoy browsing through my works and drop some suggestions if you have. Thank you! Enjoy Reading! ^__________^

Jauda was a normal girl with an completely unordinary past and future. Ever since birth, Jauda's magical powers have grown stronger to the point where it became overwhelming and uncontrollable. Exiled, Jauda must start a new life, convincing herself that she was meant to be her shifting animal, a horse, forever. Though lonely and dissatisfied with the dirty life, she feels this is how it must be if she wants to be safe in a non-magic world until love stumbles into the picture along with finding for herself what her meaning is in the world. She may be the only one to bring peace to the far from perfect country she has spent her teenage years in. With the help of some trustful allies, Jauda must come out of her horse shell that she has hidden in for ten years and learn to trust again along with handling friendship, love, and the cruel world she lives in. Through magic and swords to revisiting the modern United States that she had grown up in, this epic adventure will be full of dangers and mysteries that Jauda must accept the help of others to survive.