When the hottest woman I ever slept with leaves me fifty bucks and sneaks out of my bed, I'm completely stunned and left feeling a little... dirty. Most men might let it go. But I'm not most men. This woman has left her mark and I have to track her down. Imagine my surprise when I find out she's getting married... So I do what's logical: steal the bride. Except... am I even at the right wedding?