Duo knew she had no chance with the famous singer, Dua Lipa. During a collaboration with the sponge, Scrub Daddy, for TikTok, she falls in love with the cleaner. The two quickly form a strong bond, and Duo soon finds out she's pregnant! AU in which: Duolingo is a humanoid bird. Duolingo isn't a company, is instead a celeb. ScrubDaddy is a living scrub. ScrubDaddy isn't a company, is instead a celeb. This story is satirical, please don't hate me for the atrocity you are about to read! 😅 Duolingo is Pansexual - she/her/hers Scrub Daddy is Pansexual - he/him/his 🥉ScrubDaddy 🥈ScrubDaddy