I am sorry this exists but it exists and you can't do anything about it, just suffer. Cover credit to me duh. So tss became triggering, I'm not making any more of this

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Swearing & uh... sexual content? I mean, it's smut, what do you expect...? ⚠️This is a JOKE, it's NOT supposed to be taken SERIOUSLY, it's a CRACK ship⚠️ • • • I'm kinda sorry but also not? Like idk if I'll regret this later...? But I've really wanted to write this so it's happening. Good luck, friendo 🖤

Long story short, Logan shoves a jar of crofters up his ass

(why are people putting these stories in their library are you guys okay) Logan was a lonely man...until he met Crofters, they changed his life forever. THIS IS A JOKE STORY DON'T EXPECT GOOD CONTENT!