I used to write essays for fun, and this is one of them. It was an argumentative essay on the existence of cryptids or monsters like Bigfoot and Nessie. I'm not one of those nuts who believe this stuff, except for the Jersey Devil and The Lizard Man of Lee County. Also, is it weird that I like to write essays for fun? WARNING: This essay is NOT my best work

There's a reason we try to find Bigfoot with a mating call- I realized I know a hell of a lot more a cryptids than I thought so 2020 is the year of the monsterfuckers

Paranelope, a ghost hunter who's been cancelled for faking evidence, must discover the truth behind a local cryptid in order to clear her name. -- Penelope, better known as the ghost hunter PARANELOPE to her millions of followers, has only ever wanted one thing: to find solid, irrefutable proof of the supernatural. But when her ex-boyfriend outs all of her evidence as fake, her fans and the rest of the Internet are quick to turn on her. Now not only is Penelope betrayed, heartbroken, and #cancelled... She's not sure what to believe in anymore. Seeking refuge, Penelope lands in the quiet little mountain town of Ridgestone, far away from the city and reliable cell service. But Ridgestone isn't as quiet as it first appeared, and washed-up influencers aren't the only thing haunting its surrounding woods. The little town is home to a cryptid, a legendary monster, just like the ones she used to hunt. A monster that seems particularly interested in Penelope. If only someone would believe her... Rankings ------------ Featured on the Front Page Featured in Don't Get Ghosted #1 in #Paranormal #1 in #Cryptid #1 in #Creature #1 in #FolkHorror #2 in #Ghost