At his cousin's funeral, Gomez Addams didn't expect to be distracted by a tall, gothic woman that was paler than the corpse. This woman was Morticia Frump, and this is the romantic (and often erotic) story of how Gomez met Morticia. Morticia Addams, Gomez Addams, and all characters related to The Addams Family are not mine, and this is simply a fanfiction of some of my favorite characters. This fanfiction contains romance and smut (see author's introduction).