(Copied over from where I originally posted it on AO3. If you like it, you can probably find more similar fics over there!) (You'll also get more of the notes on AO3 that I couldn't be bothered with finding a way to put into wattpad lmao) Charlie Slimecicle's life gets invaded by his own characters, and some of them aren't as friendly as the rest. Now he needs to find a way to get them back where they came from, and a particular smiling ball of goo might have something to do with that. But his friends can help, right? Well, maybe they could if he wasn't so insistent on handling it all himself... (I will try my best to write this so that you don't need to know all the characters to understand what's going on! Because seriously there are a LOT)

Long ago the word was ruled by the horrific humans, the destroyers of nature, they killed the land and was murdering the beauty of mother nature... So she attacked back. Now, years later, Hybrids walk the land... Walk the land in chains and leashes. (READ NOTICES AND MENTIONS PLEASE)

HEY WHAT IF LIKE A CHARACTER FROM ONE KIND OF MEDIA LIKE SOMEHOW GOT INTO ANOTHER PEICE OF MEDIA? AND WHAT IF THAT CHARACTER WAS SLIMECICLE?!! WOW HUH I DONT KNOW VERY INTERESTING FIND OUT OR SOMETHING I GUESS

'It was dark outside by now, and Dream could hear the sounds of monsters roaming the surface. He shivered and grabbed his stone sword a little tighter. He's safe in here... nothing can hurt him... right? A too close for comfort zombie groan made him press more into the corner of his hideout. What he wouldn't give to be back home again, just recording with his friends and having fun in the streams they do together or have patches curl up against his side. He would prefer almost anything over the situation he's in right now. One wrong move and his life would be over. He hates it here. He just wants to go home. Please.' ---- Hey! I did something similar to this for a German story I published like two years ago, so I figured, why not do it in English too? So here goes nothing! This will be a long one! Also, I already want to apologize for not writing the characters 'realistic' enough at some points. I mainly watch Philza and Techno, so everyone else is a bit... unknown to me? Like of course I watch Tommy Videos or Dream Manhunt and all that, but that's about it. So if you feel like your favorite DSMP streamer isn't written very accurately, I'm very sorry, but I'm doing my best. Apart from that, have fun! (Yes I know I used Philza in the cover but start in Dreams PoV. ) Cover Art drawn by me

This story plays in the world of the Origin SMP. Its based on yet another short animatic from 'Casserole :D' on youtube. I swear I can come up with content myself! (Cover art not mine. Random image of Google) //////////////////// Technoblade is a well known person in the sport of hybrid hunting. He managed to capture the most rare and dangerous species without much trouble, so of course he didnt think twice when accepting a challenge to capture a one of a kind hybrid that has been spotted in the nearby forests. No other hunter ever managed to catch it, let alone get even close enough to get a good look. So the description of this hybrid is different, depending on who you are asking. Only one thing always stays the same: The hybrid has large, midnight black wings. Who knew this decision to accept the hunting challenge would change his life forever.

So many strings... So many people... So many targets... So little time to shoot... So many open books ready to be read... [Spoilers for the DSMP] ... Reading... reading people. I don't suppose you'd know, but people are quite easy to read, even when you can't see their faces. For example, Tommy is an interesting person. Judging by how he looks when he talks, he's quite enthusiastic about most things, whether they're good or bad. Nick on the other hand, is usually pretty cool about whatever happens. He often laughs to lighten the mood of certain situations. Ranboo though... I've been trying to figure out more about him for as long as he's been icn Sunny Anderson Highschool. Despite what I said about being able to read people without seeing their faces, he doesn't show any emotion through his movements or voice. He's different. This could ruin everything... Not Even Real (NER) is a DreamSMP Highschool au made by @TheMemoryBoy on wattpad. All rights to the story go to them. [IMPORTANT! I am no longer part of the DSMP fandom and haven't been since around the end of 2021. I'm going to finish this, but know that it doesn't include anything after Tommy's death. It also doesn't include EVERY DSMP member. Thank you!] Features real people in their life as some characters, not all are mcyters. Updates about every month Author - Memory (They/Them) Co Writer - Zim (They/Them)

They said it could never be done, So I did it My friends told me not to, But I never found it this is a joke guys don't take it seriously lmao

Official Wattpad Version of TUIK Highest Ranking #1 in Found Family Highest Ranking #1 in Villains ~~~~ "Be my apprentice," Icarus blurted. Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he'd ever made. "What the fuck? Why?" "Why?" Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. "It's because of your powers." "My powers," he echoed. "I never told you whether or not I had powers." "I can... sense them," Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose. "Right. What are they, then," he retorted. "Uh... super... powers," the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second. Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. "Really? That's the best you could do?" ------ Tommy isn't sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he's left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice! - or - Tommy's lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer. ~~~~ Cover art by @sho_draws on instagram Original story by SeriouslyCalamitous on archiveofourown Please use the hashtag #tommysultraimportantkeychain on social media or tag me! Ao3 Reads: 140k reads: 9/6/22 200k reads: 12/16/22 250k reads: 4/1/23 300k reads: 5/27/23 360k reads: 10/7/23 400k reads: 2/6/24