The Good Patois Shit
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MR NERD by mankinded
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"Why outta everybody uh think mi would a wah deh wid you?" "Why outta every body uh think mi wah uh?" "Everybody wah mi" "Dats why mi nuh wah."
Inlove with my Neighbor by chynacreates
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Naomi's a newly divorced, single mother, who's dedicated to herself and, the wellbeing of her daughter. It took only one interaction to change her mind on pursuing another love interest, but with having an intrusive ex-husband/ baby father, her life's about to become a roller coaster. He guarantees her soft-love and in return, She brings him peace. Will it be enough to withhold the hurdles life is about to throw at them? "I'm focused on only my baby and myself, I don't think I'm re...". As he stood there, waiting for me to continue, I somehow can't. Because truth be told, I'm willing to break all my rules and remove my imaginary walls just to let him in. With a sigh, I say "okay, let's see what life has in store for us".
She Like It.  ⁽ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉᵈ⁾ by simplykaylaa
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🇯🇲!! In this story, Bayka, a rising Jamaican dancehall artiste, is climbing his way to fame, capturing hearts with his talent and charisma. His world takes an unexpected turn when he meets Azhanai, the cousin of one of his closest friends. From the first encounter, there's an undeniable spark between them-a connection that grows as they share dreams, ambitions, and vulnerabilities. Azhanai becomes Bayka's grounding force, someone who sees the person behind the rising star. But their love is far from easy. Bayka's fame brings attention from countless admirers and groupies, testing Azhanai's trust and patience. Their contrasting personalities also bring friction, with Azhanai's fiery independence sometimes clashing with Bayka's quieter approach. But through the ups and downs, they both realize how much they mean to each other. Despite these trials, their love endures. Through moments of doubt, jealousy, and misunderstanding, they learn to lean on each other, finding comfort in their shared dreams and struggles. Together, Bayka and Azhanai navigate the highs and lows, fighting to keep their love alive amidst the pressures of fame and family expectations. THIS BOOK IS PURELY FICTION AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REAL LIVES OF THE DEPICTED CHARACTERS!!
Dangerously Attached by ishaniquewrites
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"Ye mon. Not even air itself cah come between we. Memba dat." ********************* Karissa Kizeah Thomas' life changed at the age of 16 years old when her grandmother passed away from cancer, leaving her to fend for herself. She pursued a career as a stripper to make ends meet but faced difficulties due to unfair treatment at the club and not making enough money. She then meets Kairon Javel McNabb, a 26-year-old self-made billionaire who owns multiple car dealerships. What are dramas that may arise between the two due to their vastly different backgrounds, with Karissa being a stripper and Kairon being a wealthy businessman?💸🤸🏽‍♀️ Find out more in Dangerously Attached. •Contains mature language / sexual content• 🎖️HIGHEST RANKING: #3 in Attached #1 in Jamaica #1 in Jamaican #1 in Jamaican Writer #2 in New Author #1 in Patois (Please note that this is the first book i've written and published on wattpad so if you have any feedback, please leave positive ones in the comment sections provided.)
TINT  (✓ Sample) by ishaniquewrites
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" She's a woman of great beauty on the outside and this intrigued me to know what's on the inside." - Set against the backdrop of Jamaica, "TINT" by Ishanique M. is a romance novel that delves into the intricate dynamics of love, betrayal, and the courage to break free from toxicity. When Malachi Forbes, a successful CEO, becomes enchanted by his assistant Aniyah Jenkins' radiant smile, he unknowingly steps into her world of hidden pain and deceit. - WARNING⚠️: This book contains explicit language, graphic violence, and sexual content that may not be suitable for all readers. Reader discretion is advised.
TOXIC - A Jamaican love story by shaaauntai
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21-year-old Jaidah Williams, who was a public figure, wig influencer, business owner, and on top of that, a college student studying business in her final year at the University of the West Indies. She reunites with her brother's best friend who was not only protective but possessive of her, who she had not seen in the past two years. Malique Johnson known as Killa, is a 22-year-old dancehall artiste, the oldest son of the most wanted don in St James. He's all about making hit songs, flashy cars, and doing dirty work for his dad. He doesn't only sing about being a badman, he is a badman in real life. The last time they saw each other things got a little steamy. Join them on this roller coaster as they finish what they started all those years ago because Killa won't give up until Jaidah is his, whether his best friend agrees or not. Rankings🏆 #1 in independent #1 entrepreneur #1 artiste #1 rural # 1 Trelawny # 1 blacklove # 1 Jamaican # 1 dancehall # 1 gangs
The Crossfire | Revised | Sample by -ADAJAY-
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[SAMPLE] The Crossfire: A Jamaican Dark Romance : Journey with Chayanne and Favio as they maneuver life whilst learning to love each other.
Ruin by karema20
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As a little girl growing up in the small rural community of Shadow Grove, I used to always hear my mother say, "Wat sweet nanny goat, ago run him belly!" I never truly understood the meaning of that phrase...until now. Little did I know that a man would be the poison to my Nanny goat. Everything about him told my intuition he was a trap, yet I walked right in and let the door swing shut. --------------- DISCLAIMER : This book contains MATURE content. Acts of violence. Homophobic POV and homophobic slurs. Read at your OWN risk. ---------------- Book 1: Ruin: A Sweet Jamaican Tale Highest Ranking : #1: Caribbean #1: Thuglovestory #1: Jamaican #1: Dreadlocks #1: Urbanfic #1: Patois #2: Gunman #1: Badman #3: Arrogantman
At the Heir's Request by WildOne22
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She is a final year University student. He is the heir to a multi-billion dollar business. She grew up in poverty. He has only known privilege. She is determined to be a success story. He is hell-bent on making that happen. Follow their story as Shanique and Anderson, discoveries love, patience and lots of compromise. A story based in the heart of Kingston Jamaica.
Heart of A Jamaican Don (Book 1) by kadian_erskine0922
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The exciting journey of Dwayne and Chanize, the perfect working-class "inner city" girl who fell in love with a Jamaican Don. But is the heart of a Jamaican Don capable of loving? (IT FULLA MISTAKE... SOON EDIT IT!!) This is a fictional story with fictional characters, I am justing living in my own lil head, so police... Don't come haul n pull me fi ntg weh me write. I don't own copyright to the audio and images used. #1 Callcenter #1 Jamaica #1 Gangster #2 Jamaican #1 Caribbean # 1 Exotic