Diana Brooke, a hunter with an infamous title that can reign terror even to the hearts of grown men, ventures on an undercover mission set on the other side of the border; wolf territory. It's a simple assignment; blend in, return, and report. After all, what's so hard about acting meek in an academy brimming with teenage wolves, even with the succeeding Alpha among them? Dark secrets, caffeine addiction, and a dash of wickedness brewing in their midst. Will Diana be conquered by the wolves? Or will she conquer them? Highest Ranking: #1 Werewolf

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Noah St. Van has nothing to worry. He's got the looks, the money, and all the girls in Clementon High to drool all over him, even to the fact that he's the school's official bully. With the company of his gang, Quinn, Ray and Dale, he was strong and untouchable. Everyone knew Noah was a strong, mysterious, keep-to-himself kind of guy, but no one ever thought that he'd had a bad secret. So bad that even he himself could never admit it to anyone. Who would've thought someone as 'beautiful' or 'perfect' like him could have a flaw so embarassing. This is where Rose Sinclair comes in. Rose was not popular, in fact, she was definitely in the gang's list of favorite people to bully on. They'd ask her for money, make her do their homework, suddenly elect themselves as teachers to make her clean the toilet. Rose being a nerd, just aggravates her condition. When Rose accidentally found out Noah's dirtiest secret, and Noah earnestly not wanting her to make it public, he reluctantly agrees to be her servant and does anything Rose wants him to do. Though Noah then turned from her servant, to her very own protector. Could there be something more left of Noah's role to Rose?