|| This is a remake to my first Cartman x Reader || Ah, Eric Cartman. One of the most obnoxious teenagers in the school, beside some of the preppy cheer leaders- And definitely the smartest. He may have acted stupid at times, but he sure did know what he was doing. So manipulative, So daring, So . . Cute. And /so/ not into me. Yes, I, (y/n), Have a crush on Eric Cartman. How unfortunate. He's an asshole to me, and to everybody around him. And yet, I still can't seem to shake the feeling of romance around him. This high school year better go by fast, because these feelings need to go away as quick as possible.

This is my first fanfic, please be nice! constructive criticism appreciated :) * ON HOLD * A kenny mccormick x y/n.

Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny have all been great friends with (Y/n), ever since she moved to South Park in 3rd grade. By eighth grade, at the end of the year, a few feelings spill and the truth comes out. The four boys are in love with (Y/n), who loves the four of them back equally. The summer before high school, though, is spent with awkward hang outs at each others houses, since (Y/n) couldn't bare to be with one, only to break the other threes heart's. However, with the unwanted help of Eric Theodore Cartman, they concoct a genius plan. With this plan no feelings would be hurt, and everyone would win in this situation. Plus, there'd be no more awkward hangouts! This story will include angst, it will include fluff, and teens just trying to figure out who they are through this confusing world of high school and relationships. . Cover Art by me