"Wake up Jackie, you're not living in some kind of dream world!"

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In the end, it's just you and me

It's the summer of 1985. Nothing out of the normal but little did they know one summer can change everything. It all starts out normal, Steve has to take his children to swimming lessons everyday at Hawkins Pool. Where the stunning Billy Hargrove teaches them for the extra cash, forcing the two former kings to spend time together and... flirt? It was all fun and games until Billy started acting odd. What could be wrong with him? Can the group stop whatever it is? I guess you'll have to read and find out! ------------------------------ • "𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚗 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏? 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎-" "𝙾𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚜𝚑! 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙! 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚢!" • "𝙸.. 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚒𝚝.. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚠 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚖𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘. 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝-" "𝚂𝚑𝚑 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚔. 𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎.. 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚔.... 𝙸.. 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛.. 𝚢𝚘𝚞.. 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍..."

this story starts out with Billy Hargrove transferring from California to Hawkins, the first time he laid his blue eyes on Eddie was when he saw him talking to some boy in class. Steve invited him to sit with them, and they became good friends, but Billy started feeling something towards Eddie. It was like something about the brunette made Billy feel like it wasn't gravity holding him down anymore. Also, he and Max had a good brother sister relationship, but sometimes max would be a little brat. After a while Billy and Eddie started dating, blah blah blah. You get the drift, right? Anyways. Here's the story about how three idiots fall in love.

Best friends turned friends with benefits. The only down fall was both of them had boyfriends. Eli and Demitri had been together since freshman year of high school. They were completley insepratable their entire lives. Nobody thought they'd ever be with anyone else.. Miguel and Robby on the other hand were the classic enemies turned lovers trope in real life. That shocked the hell out of everyone around them, but they really did love each other...at least that's what Robby thought. It wasn't the normal way anyone would 'cheat'. Miguel was vulnerable. It had been two months after he had his first miscarriage with the baby he and Robby tried so hard to conceive.. That's when the sneaking around and lies started.

this is a joke don't take it seriously 😭. or do i'm not judging 👀.

After about a year of them living together, what are two friends, who both like each other, to do? Smut and nsfw eventually. This story has everything from fluff to lemons though. Something for everyone :) Based on the TellTale Batman games. I don't own this game so don't come after me with that copyright bull****.

When you have the Clown Prince of Crime and The Dark Knight seeing each other regularly, dating in other words, things can get done. And things getting done can lead to wrong assumptions. **I DO NOT OWN THE COVER ART FULL CREDIT GOES TO THE RESPECTFUL OWNER *this story is old as hell and I would rewrite it but meh

The city is quiet, and Batman can no longer distract himself from his own thoughts. Subsequently, the vigilante realizes that the only person he can reach out to about his depression is the one who caused it in the first place.