Rivers Cuomo gets bullied, but the bully does more than unravel his sweater.

warning for extreme gay sex /srs brivers is real this is my biggest regret and i fear my friends will find it. sorry if you know me personally.

THIZ IZ A JOKE NONE OF ITZ SERIOUZ

a collection of little things i wrote while reading prompts

This is satire. I just wrote this because I was bored and wanted to improve my writing skills.

"What did you think of the concert?" "Weezer is incredibly overrated." "You sure about that Petal? I heard their lead guitarist is pretty hot"

not satire!!

You were in the system from the day you were born until you were 7. That's when Rivers Cuomo adopted you. These are a compilation of stories of you (the reader) and Dad (Rivers) and your little adventures and fun experiences over the years. Enjoy! Side Note: This is written with gender neutral pronouns to be inclusive to all readers

literally just pictures