BIBLE PICKUP LINES

~ for those people who want to try from a new angel, I mean, angle~ Y'all need to tell me the story if these work for you ;)

WW2 explained in countryballs

note: I'm not promoting any ideologies

Cashiering isn't so bad [Creepypasta/Marble Hornets x Male reader]

Days stuck behind the counter of a convenience store out in the middle of nowhere are slow at best, but the handsome serial killers that come from the surrounding forest to grab their last minute groceries almost make it all worth it. At least to a touch starved gay such as M/n.

"I will feed you to the Sawyers" "Do it you wont" Slashers x Reader Chatfic

I can only add slashers from movies I've ✨seen✨ but I'll never stop watching new movies so I'll add a bunch eventually🧍‍♂️ yeah so, swear warning, g0re and vi0lence warning, simp warning.. yk how it is, gender-neutral Y/N.. 😐

Incorrect Slasher Quotes 5

Finale for the first four books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x Harry Warden) - Cangela (Carrie Whit...

Incorrect Slasher Quotes 4

Continuation of the first three books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x Harry Warden) - Cangela (Carri...

Incorrect Slasher Quotes 3

Continuation of the first two books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x Harry Warden) - Cangela (Carrie...

Incorrect Slasher Quotes 2

Continuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x Harry Warden) - Cangela (Carrie White...

Incorrect Slasher Quotes

This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x Harry Warden) Please respect this ships. I have the right to ship the...

Gore Convention

All of the 'behind the scenes' conversations Y/n had in the gc

Set Up

You just moved in late last year. You were finally settling into your Senior Year of High School when a series of murders happened. One by one your friends and classmates are being picked off. Both you and Sidney are getting phone calls late at night mocking the situation and giving promises of your blood painting the...

The Opposite of Innocent | A Sequel to Unexpected Roommates [DISCONTINUED]

Everything was good, until it wasn't anymore- now, you just have to rely on your roommates to come save the day. This is the long awaited sequel to Unexpected Roommates! I'm sure you're all familiar with the book, and if you aren't it's heavily suggested that you go and read that one first. You guys have been so suppo...

Not Crazy to Me | Slashers x Nurse!Reader

A broke, unemployed girl with a nursing degree who just can't seem to find a job... until she finds an ad in the paper for an insane asylum. The job is as a simple caretaker, so it's not exactly the height of what she could do, but it payed... surprisingly well, and offered a place to stay on nights she was too tired...

Unexpected Roommates | Slashers x Reader

You're now independent, alone in your much-too-big house... well, it would be too big if you were living alone. After an interesting then of events, however, you are definitely not living alone. There'll be a lot of slashers in this book, and I'll be adding more as I go along. For now, I'll be adding Ghostface based o...

Vampire's Pet

The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought...

The Tudors (Complete)

The Simple History Of The Tudors from Henry VII to Elizabeth I