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Hilarious Dirty jokes will send you laughing. If you don't like sexual related jokes, then don't read this.

Ashtyn Montgomery has been hailed a celebrity in her world. Blessed with a sensational voice and a body that can grace the dance floor, she had a very bright future as a performer. But, she wanted to leave that world to pursue a different career path. In order to do that, she hid her voice to work in one of the most prestigious event management companies in Perth, Hart Enterprises. Things get rather exciting, and uncomfortable, when she crosses paths with Rhys McLaughlin, the heir to the company. In an ideal scenario, this chance meeting would have been perfect for Ashtyn. Only problem was: Rhys does not want her in his world. Copyright © 2012 September by ThoughtsOnPaper™ / C.J.S.L.L. All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this story or portions or ideas thereof in any form whatsoever. No part of this story, idea may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, reposting, or otherwise, without the written and signed permission of the author.

[this is a collaboration between @THokumVevo and @_brilliant] In a world where intelligence started to fade and stupidity started to possess people, a new brilliance has been discovered. But it's not your everyday intelligent kind of brilliance. With two evils masters controlling the earth, a new foolish kind of brilliance has appeared. How could our foolish minds create such high level of quotes? Our quotes absolutely blew the winds of fabulousness-ish, not really, let’s all indulge on that and learn from it the sheer importance of quotes, because they sound so valid~. Indeed they blow winds of importance and stuff, because quotes of course reflect the truth in all his glory. We mixed the evilness of our souls, the humor of our minds and our brilliance to create a master piece: A Fool Of Brilliance.

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Feel the six pack coming! **don't read this if you're under 13**

Definition: Girls Only - noun. Girls only means.. Girls only. It also means NO BOYS ALLOWED. 13+ please :) twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman

Just some dirty jokes ;)

Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world's female population, but to Sophia Hastings, he might as well be the newest addition to her hometown's local zoo. Sophia is a young, aspiring actress with big dreams who swears having to work with Christian Ryder wouldn't be worth all the fame in the world. Christian is a cocky womanizer whose world is turned upside down when he realizes his new leading lady just so happens to openly hate his guts. Is it even possible for Christian and Sophia to learn to get along long enough to make a movie, or will hatred, scandal and childish games destroy their careers? *** My eyes widened and I randomly exclaimed, "Oh, my God!" "What?" "Christian, thanks to you, I now understand what people mean when they say you're dark and handsome!" Christian looked smug. "I knew you would eventually." "They mean that when it's dark, you're handsome!" The smug look on his face disappeared. "I hate you." *** Contains some spoilers to Kidnap My Heart.

The aftermath of mockingjay from The Hunger Games without the epilogue. The Capitol games are about to pursue with some interesting tributes. What will Katniss think when the one tribute shares the same last name as her old best friend? Will her relationship with Peeta keep even though they have different opinions? Who is this girl who shares Gale's last name and why is Katniss her mentor? *Book two: Roth's Revenge is up as well for anyone looking for a continuation of this and an idea a Katniss and Peeta wedding*