Dobby the house elf x Reader
You know how some people usually get super philosophical at like 5am, welp, not me! So like please don't get off reading this cause we bolth know how hOT DOBBY IS! LIKE WHO COULD RESIST THAT HOUSE ELF MMMMMM-- (Hey, at least I didn't do a Trump x Dora fanfic) Oh yeah, Dobby is a prostitute btw I hate myself for making...