This is the story of Pedro Sorenson, a crazy son of a bitch who steals llamas. It makes no sense and is really what happens when I try to be creative while tired. This is trash have a good time. (Anything stupid and offensive said in the parts do not represent my real opinions or anything, this is just a dumb story that in no way is meant to be serious.) I changed the fucking name bc some idiot tried to write a legitimate story that has actual effort and heart put into it that has the same name.

When the champion of the Mushroom Kingdom is kidnapped by Bowser, only one dame is tough enough to attempt a rescue... Join Princess Peach and her pack of loyal toads as they travel to the mysterious Vibe Island, determined to rescue Mario, Luigi, and Toad at any cost.

Ilragorn's history never lies. The obedient ones live. The traitors always perish. In daylight, Indigo Sarte is the perfect daughter, a future student of the Healing Arts. In the shadows, he is a master of forbidden alchemy, ruthless and cunning, all in the name of fulfilling his wish for true freedom. Indigo's sights are set on The Academy-a prestigious establishment where aspiring alchemists are taught to master gifts inherited from their birthrights. But Indigo is recognized as a woman amongst his peers, and The Academy's rules are clear: Women heal. Men fight. Disobey-die.

Schlatt's letters to Tubbo explaining everything. - Dadschlatt - Cover Art by @/eepicmomentt on Instagram