"Watch out Konoha there's a new bitch in town and she bout to make all y'all yees haw." "(y/n) don't you have any other hobbies?" "Fuck off ya wanker let me have fun!" {If you couldn't already tell cursing, suicide jokes, and dank memes are involved read at your own risk} [I don't own Naruto (vry surprising)] [I do own Scorpius and my meme qween rc's personality bc it's actually my own] ~ #1 on dank as of 7/6/19~

(discontinued) You were your average overdramatic zoomer stuck in quarantine. So, what was there to do besides completely throw your nonexistent social life away by watching your favorite animes and becoming a hermit? Nothing. That's what. So, why did you just get practically snapped by thanos into a whole ass different dimension??? Okay. What.The.Fuck. »»---->¯\_(ツ)_/¯<----«« >Cursing up ahead >Reader doesn't have a specified gender go wild I guess (☞͡͡°͜ʖ͡͡°)☞ >I do not own Naruto >I do not own you >I do however own half a brain cell and its being used to write this

Naruto (various) x suicidal! Gn! Reader (Warning: deep topics like suicide (duh)) Okay... so you die. And you find yourself in Naruto. Pretty simple, yeah? But you want to die. You don't want a second chance. But your new life seems against the idea of you leaving, so you're stuck trying to befriend Naruto and sh!t. Will you find the will to live? Or will you keep wanting to die every second you breathe until life finally grants your wish for a sweet release? Come and find out.