Two runaway children steal a baby and attempt to raise it themselves in the world's most haunted hotel. To Ben and Sophie the abandoned hotel seems like the perfect place to hide. No adult will ever find them there. Within its strange walls they can be whatever they imagine: the world's youngest hoteliers, husband and wife - even parents. Then guests start arriving: the Ape and its master, the Egyptian man and his young daughter, and of course, Death. As Ben and Sophie slowly unravel the hotel's secrets, they realise they could become Death's next victims. They must find a way to warn him. If only they could talk to ghosts. Hotel Ambrose is an urban fantasy novel set in the 1980s. It will appeal to fans of Piranesi, Stranger Things, and Stephen King.

[WATTYS WINNER 2022] What's it like to have everything you ever wanted? To be utterly, ridiculously, completely HAPPY? Pretty worrying, actually. *** In this Watty Winning (!!) standalone sequel to "All Good Things", we visit Alice, her family and friends at the All Good Things cafe. A lot has changed in 5 years. Her marriage is back on track and steamier than ever... at least when there isn't a kid within earshot. Fortunately, the youngest is in the smelly grip of puberty himself and just wants to be alone. Their daughter, the entrepreneurial prodigy, went off to university only to return disillusioned by life, love and Kierkegaard. Good thing the cafe is still afloat... just about. It's hard to make ends meet when you're trying to change the world, one plant-based latte at a time! Just as things are starting to look a little dire, Alice becomes an unwitting TikTok sensation and kids all over the city start copying her moves. Now, a corporate chain wants a piece of the action and Alice will have to decide whether she can stomach a return to the soul-suck of corporate life in order to keep her dream alive. [[70,000 words]]

Crowley, big bad demon that he is, knows that he's hopelessly obsessed with his only companion of 6,000 years but can't risk ruining their fragile friendship. Aziraphale, righteous and loyal servant of Heaven, doesn't know what he thinks of his demonic acquaintance but knows for a fact that he cannot risk losing sight of the Divine Plan. Their ineffable God seems to have other ideas. More or less following the plot of Good Omens (the t.v. show and the book, mostly the show) but focusing strictly on Crowley and Aziraphale's point of view, with some added twists and turns and a much heavier focus on them actually developing a relationship. A.K.A. the horrifically slow burn no one asked for I'm so sorry. Edited by pretty much everyone I know. special shout-out to my friend MadgeCat for grammar, my ineffable wife DrRageQuit for accuracy because she stalks this fandom religiously, and Rebecca Lynn for everything in between. Also posted on ArchiveofOurOwn.org as "Hellfire and Holy Water" by Blackscales, so feel free to check it out there too if you want to. Hoping to update every Monday, but can't make any promises.

The Nice and Fairly Accurate History of the demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale, on their relationship over 6,000 years. Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other since the beginning, quite literally. From the gate of Eden to the end of the world, they have been there for each other- tempting, thwarting, and even helping (not that their respective head offices need to know). As the millennia go on, the two grow closer and closer, and there are words that both off them need to say, but neither do. It only takes the end of the world for them to get their heads on straight. AKA: Aziraphale and Crowley being pining idiots for 6,000 years. Cross-Posted on Ao3 under the same title

This will be a collection of short stories about the angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley from Good Omens. Super fluffy, no smut... although not always entirely PG... I hope you enjoy!!