Two runaway children steal a baby and attempt to raise it themselves in the world's most haunted hotel. To Ben and Sophie the abandoned hotel seems like the perfect place to hide. No adult will ever find them there. Within its strange walls they can be whatever they imagine: the world's youngest hoteliers, husband and wife - even parents. Then guests start arriving: the Ape and its master, the Egyptian man and his young daughter, and of course, Death. As Ben and Sophie slowly unravel the hotel's secrets, they realise they could become Death's next victims. They must find a way to warn him. If only they could talk to ghosts. Hotel Ambrose is an urban fantasy novel set in the 1980s. It will appeal to fans of Piranesi, Stranger Things, and Stephen King.

Crowley, big bad demon that he is, knows that he's hopelessly obsessed with his only companion of 6,000 years but can't risk ruining their fragile friendship. Aziraphale, righteous and loyal servant of Heaven, doesn't know what he thinks of his demonic acquaintance but knows for a fact that he cannot risk losing sight of the Divine Plan. Their ineffable God seems to have other ideas. More or less following the plot of Good Omens (the t.v. show and the book, mostly the show) but focusing strictly on Crowley and Aziraphale's point of view, with some added twists and turns and a much heavier focus on them actually developing a relationship. A.K.A. the horrifically slow burn no one asked for I'm so sorry. Edited by pretty much everyone I know. special shout-out to my friend MadgeCat for grammar, my ineffable wife DrRageQuit for accuracy because she stalks this fandom religiously, and Rebecca Lynn for everything in between. Also posted on ArchiveofOurOwn.org as "Hellfire and Holy Water" by Blackscales, so feel free to check it out there too if you want to. Hoping to update every Monday, but can't make any promises.

one shots of Crowley and Aziraphale from Good Omens

Six episodes of Good Omens wasn't enough, so here is some more of Aziraphale and Crowley sharing one brain cell together. I'll take suggestions as well! Enjoy! ;)

Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated. A lot of pining, a lot of shopping and restaurants and party games, some near misses, but no sex until chapter 24 (and all of 25).

- taking requests!- random story concepts I had while spacing out (expect fluff and angst, maybe not smut but idk) -ANY TITLE COVERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME- - cover is done by @trash-booket -

This will be a collection of short stories about the angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley from Good Omens. Super fluffy, no smut... although not always entirely PG... I hope you enjoy!!

You love Good Omens. I love Good Omens... everyone loves Good Omens and the world is obsessed. So read this just because :3 This book is mostly Ineffable Husbands. Oh, who am I even kidding here? It's probably only gonna be those bloody idiots who have the world's greatest slow-burn going on! I take requests too :3 ~~~~~~ Copyright 2019 (C) luciferspinkwings All rights reserved [Cover made by my awesome twinsie ~ @luciferstempest] I do not own the characters. All rights for the characters goes to Nail Gaiman & Sir Terry Pratchett. Also to David Tennant & Michael Sheen cus I just feel like mentioning those perfect bois ❤️

Five times Crowley and Aziraphale were mistaken as lovers, starting in the Garden of Eden. And one time they didn't deny it. Good Omens Ineffable Husbands 5+1 Things fic, pure sappy fluff and humour this time. No angst, I promise. But plenty of kissing. Crowley/Aziraphale

Aziraphale furnished him with what was a somewhat lovely single malt Scotch, which Crowley wasted by swallowing down until it burned his throat. "Dagon. You have Dagon in your shop. Aziraphale, my oldest and best enemy, I go away for just a few decades, and you summon my line manager? You-you-" Aziraphale looked a little guilty. ***** Crowley finds out that perhaps napping for a century isn't completely without consequences. One of the consequences is apparently finding himself courting an angel who is incomprehensibly attached to the Lord of the Files and Master of Torments. Love is a worse torment than even Dagon could dream up. NOTES: The first three chapters of this were posted in some form or other in my Good Omens shorts book, but it's getting long enough to need its own book. If you're looking for new content, jump to chapter 4.