"don't smack my ass that's gay" "ain't we gay?" "i don't like studs like that" "not yet baby"

- IN WHICH , takahashi koemi texts a certain wing spiker and they seemingly get along. under editing after literal years

𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝘅𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱

𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 • • • 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍

y/n: holy shit he's hot wait- whoops he's in this chat abort abort abort F*CK! oh well he looks like timothée chalamet 😳 sh!ttttt akaashi💙: looks like i have a fan girl so what happens when y/n l/n, a world known american super model falls for a japanese volleyball player named akaashi keiji? tw: ed (eating disorder) -no capitalization throughout the story so don't comment about it 🤨 -also i'm editing but you can still read it 😁 -I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AND I DO NOT CLAIM THEM AS MY OWN.

M͛y͛ n͛e͛c͛k͛ M͛y͛ b͛a͛c͛k͛ L͛i͛c͛k͛ m͛y͛ p͛u͛s͛s͛y͛ a͛n͛d͛ m͛y͛ c͛r͛a͛c͛k͛ >>D͛e͛n͛k͛i͛ y͛o͛u͛ d͛o͛n͛'t͛ h͛a͛v͛e͛ a͛ p͛u͛s͛s͛y͛<< C͛o͛m͛p͛l͛e͛t͛e͛

𝑖𝒏 𝒘ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝒔ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝒔 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝒕𝒐 𝑎 𝑔𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑𝑐ℎ𝑎𝒕 𝒘𝑖𝒕ℎ 𝒗𝒐𝒍𝒍𝑒𝒚𝑏𝑎𝒍𝒍 𝑏𝒐𝒚𝒔 𝑎𝒏𝑑 𝑑𝒐𝑒𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝑒𝒙𝒑𝑒𝑐𝒕 𝒕ℎ𝑒 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝑐𝒐𝒎𝑒 𝒐𝑓 𝑖𝒕 ₊┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ⋄𖦼༄ ┊ ▵ ┊ . ┊ ┊ ┊ . ┊⋆ ┊ ▾ ┊ ┊ ⋆˚          ✧. ┊  ⊳        ◁ ˚✧

𝐢'𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧' 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ↳ in which two people are added to a group chat I WAS THIRTEEN WHEN I WROTE THIS FORGIVE ME

When your brother Suna adds you to a groupchat called 'im so gay' what do you expect to happen? you didnt expect to start a relationship with a cute blonde. -×- lowercase intended smut and talk of mature themes kinda angsty mostly fluff -×- i dont see alot of actual male reader stories only one shots so here you go :) -×- EDITING DONE ON 02/19/2024 It's still heavily cringey but better.

"𝑼𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚. 𝑻𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒖𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕." as the new manager for the msby black jackals, you aren't sure what to make of all the hot guys surrounding you everyday at practice, but one thing's for sure, you were going to make the most out of your new job and possible harem. a story about sneaking around with the team and figuring out who's best suited for you includes mature content (18+)