The "best" roasts and comebacks for you and everybody to use! These comebacks aren't supposed to be used against race, culture, or religion in any type of way. Thank you for reading!

Have you ever felt like you had no emotions for anyone? That you couldn't care less if your family member, friend or literally anyone died? You live off the feeling of other people's discomfort and pain? Chloe Hale. "If you all could describe Chloe Hale, Hollywood's sweetheart in a few words, what would you say?" A reporter asks. "Chloe - Chloe Hale is a daddy's girl." "A 17 year old with a kind heart." "A girl with big dreams." "A great child actress." "She's definitely not what meets the eye." Chloe closed her eyes as she imagined what would happen if the reporter had asked her that same question. "Now how would Chloe Hale describe herself?" The reporter smiled at her. "Oh!" Chloe said, showing her all too white teeth. "I'm a monster." She said whilst looking into the camera. _____ Hollywoods sweetheart. That's what they called me. That's what they all called me. They built me up to be this princess, with a perfect attitude and a perfect life. But of course, when the curtains are down, the doors are locked, the makeup is off and that all too familiar fake smile slips off, it's always different. Chloe's life was a special kind of different. I mean what's better than killing a few innocent people after a long day of work? People are all hiding behind a fake mask we all know that. But who would ever imagine Hollywood's sweetheart was more like Hollywoods serial killer?

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

(STERLING SERIES # 1) - Daphne Dennings thought she could finally tick off "Have sex with a random stranger" on her bucket list. She realized the next morning that it wasn't a one-night stand after all. After meeting that cute guy on the top deck of her cousin's yacht wedding reception at Saint Tropez, Daphne wishes she could meet another guy just like him. Five years later, she bumps into the very same person she hooked up with back at her cousin's wedding. To her surprise, the guy she hooked up with was none other than one of Forbe's most eligible bachelors, Vincent Sterling. And this eligible bachelor wants her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The story is now completed on the Radish Fiction app The story launched on the Radish Fiction app - June 29, 2021 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ C O N T E N T / T R I G G E R W A R N I N G S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sexual themes Drugs Swearing Suicide Character death Knife Gun Alcohol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Formerly What Vincent Wants. Changed on 06.20.2021 CREDIT: Photo by Asad Photo Maldives from Pexels ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ❤ P O S T E D - 05.24.15 - 11.27.19 #3 (Romance - 10.29.15)

Katie Holmes is a caffeine addict. Between college, and taking care of her brother, it's acceptable. Though, it doesn't help that the cafe down the street is full of handsome baristas, including one William Cerak in particular who has a mysterious scar on his wrist. Synopses will be the death of my publishing career.