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Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find her future love, Brianne is anything but interested. And yet she throws the apple anyway. Who does the apple hit? Dannon Barone, the most popular boy in school. Though he's seemingly sweet and all-smiles, Brianne dislikes him. She thinks he's a fake, a fraud, someone who is just charming the crowds in order to gain popularity. But Brianne is about to learn that stereotypes are not true, and that she's been too quick to judge those around her. Brianne Nichols' life is about to change forever. And what does she have to thank for it? A bruised piece of fruit. Who would have known that a stupid apple could be right? | technically not part of the summary | Okay, so I know the prenote says to find any errors you can. Just letting you know there's no point to that anymore because I've reedited it two more times after this one (extensively so), and already sent it in to be self-published. The only reason that the prenote is still up is because a fan made an amusing slideshow and if I edit anything then the tags for the wattys will be gone and I'll no longer be entered , hahah!

Story = completed ✅ The life of a teenager is never easy. Especially when you are the only existing female vampire, you've never met your dad and your own mother is scared of you. That's Demona's life in a nutshell when she arrives at Supernatural Boarding School. Demona tries to find her own way in a world full of vampires, werewolves, witches and fairies. She soon befriends two guys, completely different from each other. One is the shy, sweet Simon, who happens to be the only existing male fairy. The other is the dangerous yet compelling Eros, who is a vampire in the darkest sense of the word. While she battles with her feelings for both guys, she discovers she is connected to both of them through an emotional bond. In the meanwhile, Demona also has to keep up her grades, stay out of detention, make new friends and figure out what's up with the special class she, Simon and Eros are invited to join. Sounds hard to do for a seventeen year old girl, whose supernatural powers are still developing? It sure is. With Supernatural Boarding School, you are in for an exciting, bumpy ride with a big portion of bad-ass romance. Note: this story has been published through Self Publishing. Keep in mind that the Wattpad version is only the first draft! For the polished version without the many mistakes, buy a copy! Where can you order a copy, you ask? Please use Create Space, because they give me more royalties! Create Space: https://www.createspace.com/4799393 On Amazon (but they barely give me any royalties). Don't hesitate to message me about where to buy it! Please like this story on Facebook and stay tuned about developments in the series: https://www.facebook.com/SupernaturalBoardingSchool

Reese has always dreamed of being a YouTube star, but all she's done is make rant videos that she never posts. So when her younger sister finds them and puts them online as a prank, Reese thinks her life is over. But surprisingly, people think they're hilarious. On a confidence high, she decides to make these video diaries every week (with the help of a hot neighbor). Soon "I Am Reese" is the biggest thing in the country. But when so many people love you, there's gonna be a few that do just the opposite.

Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who instantly fall in love with the enemy even though they want to kill the hunter's entire family... Please, give her a break. The more Pepper tries to avoid these nauseating clichés and destroy them, the further she is dragged into a dark, supernatural world that is her own virtual worst nightmare. A world that includes a bunch of sexy, mysterious, and dangerous men lurking around every corner... Wait...what's the definition of "nightmare" again? * * * My writing page! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075