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Fired! by davesprite
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A smile crossed Death's cold, skeleton face. "Looks like you're out of a job," he told her. The angel looked up at him, shocked. "I-it's not as easy as it looks," she insisted. [A compilation of short stories that are sometimes about life, but mostly about Death.]
trigger happy by teratoid
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I'm not a monster, I'm a cowboy...
ringmaster by teratoid
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come one. come all. the circus is in town...
Toy Story by davesprite
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One day, she will be a butterfly. She will fly somewhere far away. But tomorrow, she will still be here. Tomorrow, there will be bruises.
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
The Darlings of Suburbia by Woowoowriting
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A story about a girl who sends letters to a neighbor.
Iridescent by afterthoughts
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They weren't supposed to meet. But life does that sometimes; it throws in a couple of new faces that bring you the utmost of joys in the most unlikeliest of places, and every now and then, you'll come across someone who changes you - someone who's genuine and wonderful and full of hope; someone who changes your perspective on the things that you had stored away in the cardboard box sitting in the dark corner of your closet, someone who opens up your eyes to new things; bright and beautiful things that you can't believe you hadn't seen before, someone who's iridescent. And once you meet them, nothing will ever compare.
The Misadventures of Owen Bonner by deviltown
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❝I swear, people are the cause of cancer.❞
Post-Apocalyptic Barbie by davesprite
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Seeing Karla Simmons naked had been on the list—oh, yes, that had definitely been on the list. But she wasn't supposed to be dead and clawing at the bathroom door.
weak wi-fi by deviltown
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❝are your parents mean?❞ ❝there are mean parents and then there are parents who turn off the wi-fi at night.❞ ❝damn, poor you.❞ ✎ ✎ ✎ a short story following two polar opposite amateur authors as they struggle to collaborate together on a book to win the ultimate prize; a published work.