❝so there's this dilf at my church.❞ in which niall spots a dilf aka "dad i'd like to fück" at his church and textes it to harry. ©viralbabe 2014

"Hey, wanna come over and give me that blow job?" "Ew no dude, who even are you!!??"

"not even in my wildest dreams." (disclaimer) i do not own liam and zayn. i am in no way implying that anything in this story happens in real life. i am also not saying that any characters in this book are gay and is solely written for entertainment purposes.

Zayn has been taught since birth that gay people end up in hell. It's never been a big deal to him until he goes off to uni and his room mate is a very attractive, openly gay man.