"Harry! Katheren!" Severus's voice exclaims after finding his children. "Papa!" Harry said before running up to hug Severus. "Snivellus??!!" James and Sirius exclaimed while Remus's mouth gaped. Hearing her Father's harsh nickname, Katheren's eye twitched. So, there was only one logical thing to do: kick Sirius's leg harshly. Sirius jumped numerously as he clutched his leg Katheren kicked. "Hey!" He exclaimed, but Katheren ignored him. Instead, she turns to James and said, "So, you're our deadbeat Dad?" ~~~~~~~ After a messy break-up with his now ex, Snape leaves the Wizarding World without telling anyone about his pregnancy. Nine years later, Snape returns but with two surprises that shock everyone, including his ex.