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After Elliot by ICJudah
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After being forced by her mother and awful step-father to move out to California, Analise Gates has to live in a house with almost complete strangers. The worst part is, all of their children are boys. How will she cope with this adjustment? And exactly why was she forced to move away? ©2014 **Previously titled, "Living With The Boys"** Highest Rankings: #5 in Teen Fiction #1 in Boys #9 in Teenager **This is not a fanfiction** UNEDITED: I wrote this when I was 14 (eight years ago) so it's somewhat all over the place.
Llamas with hats 1-4 by GreedTheSin
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Not A Nice Nerd by icecream44
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Sapphire is a regular nerd but the difference is she fights for herself, her family, and friends. She has 5 best friends. Jade, Kayla, Rachel, Jasmine, and her brother's girlfriend Penalopy. What happens when these besties cross path with the schools bad boys? Will Sapphire find out that she and Hunter the leader of the group have more in common than she thought? Or will it end up dirty. I'M EDITING THIS RN AND CRYING SO HARD. THE CRINGE IS REAL READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Apparently I'm His Mate (Finished/Editing) by xNeverlander
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Check out the His series; His Lust For Her, His Every Need and His One Desire. They're up on my page and better than this cappy book. Warning, they are dark romances and not for the faint hearted. Check them out! --- *DON'T READ, IT'S SHITTY* (Complete & Slowly, slowly editing) 15 year old Alyssa Henry is an shy, sarcastic, random, weirdo who doesn't have a single friend because of it.. She has two loving parents and is a straight A student in school. She goes to a diner one night because her parents are going out of town and her step sister is having a party which she would rather jump of a bridge then go to. She didn't except to get kidnapped on her way home after talking to a mysterious stranger. Especially by big bad Alpha Asher Salvatore. Now Asher has his little mate and he isn't letting her go. Asher Salvatore is an 19 year old Alpha who has been looking for his mate ever since his parents told him what it was. When he comes across Alyssa at a diner sitting alone reading, he immediately knows she is his mate. So he does something he didn't think he would have to do. He kidnaps her. And she definitely doesn't like that. --- This story is under major, major editing, so yes there are mistakes.
Badboy & The Troublemaker by notyourheer
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This was one of the first stories I wrote, read at your own risk :') "Oh don't act so innocent. I know you did this" I snap at him. "Yea so? You got me suspended for a week, so what if your dad's pissed at you?" he says shrugging. "I hope you fucking know that this means war" I say pulling him up by his collar. ●○●○●○ Ash Harper is not your average Malibu barbie, with fake tans and Gucci purses. Or with the pink convertible. She's the badass troublemaker, with a hot motorcycle, sexy leather jacket, a troubled past, and a mysterious aura. Leaving everything she's ever known behind, Ash moves to LA with her Dad, where she meets Austin Aimes, who is a conceited, egotistic asshole, or at least to Ash he is. What happens when their worlds collide? Sparks fly as a certain boy threatens to break the walls Ash has built high. Secrets are revealed, hearts are broken, love triangles are formed, and of course where Ash goes, trouble follows. A story of Hate-at-first sight. --Completed August 4th, 2014--
Stubborn, Possessive, Mean, Sarcastic and All Mine. (ON HOLD INDEFINITELY) by mellowpentagram
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(Sequel to WAMSPAM) Rizzo has just met her nightmare. He's mean, Sarcastic, Stubborn, Possessive, Does everything by himself, and is always second behind her. Rizzo is suddenly placed in a thing called the Special A class. Jane, Her Mate, Jane's mate and their best friend, Justin, have been selected to be the top five smartest kids of thier nation. With her new mate, Her best friend, her doting parents and her werewolf . . . it's gonna be a tough year.
My Step-Brother A Player?*COMPLETED* by TheGreatMysticArcane
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"I know you want me Mia..." he whispered into my ear. His voice husky and deep. "N-no I-I don't," I replied trying to keep my voice steady but failing miserably. I backed up, but to only find myself trapped between a wall and Jared who was closing in.. and fast. "Your body seems to say otherwise Mimi," I couldn't help it when I shudder with pleasure. What is he doing to my body?! I've never felt like this before and to be honest it scares me. Scares me a lot for many reasons. "Mmmm Mia," I felt him run his nose up my neck were he would leave little kiss here and there. "J-Jared you should-" I tried telling him to stop, but when he kissed below my ear I let out a moan. Which basically for him told him to continue and he did. He sucked, he nibbled and kept moans coming out of my mouth. "Mimi y-" but he was cut off by a door opening..... Meet Mia and Jared There your typical teenagers you can say. However they each have a secret, a secret there not ready to tell at all. Mia has been through a lot, but she never shows it. She just shows a big bright smile and hides it all. But if you look hard enough you can see pain and it probably the worst pain anyone could go through, but there's one were she will never forget. This brought pain to not only her but her mom. She was sure that her mom would never find happiness after what he did to them, but 2 years later she meet Brian and Brian has a son Jared. Jared is a player he is well know to be. But he never was a player. He use to be a sweet, caring, a gentleman and your dream guy. But things happen, people change you can say and that's what happens when he meet a little brunette who was more trouble then its worth. What happens when they meet? What happens when sparks start to fly? What happens when the people you wouldn't expect to see, you see? Or when Old feelings come back? But most important of all what happens when you fall in love with the wrong person?
A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE by Cherry_Cola_x
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A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver
Me and My Big Black Annoying Glasses by Theycallusteenagers
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Alyssa Sullivan is a nerd that has the passion to play guitar, thanks to her father who was a former rocker. But her mom is very built on her never touching or playing the beloved instrument. Her father was kicked out of the house and out of her life 10 years ago and she hasn't had any contact with him since then. But what happens when while at work she runs into a familiar face. Things will get complicated that’s for sure. And what will she do when her strive to play the instrument becomes more than she can handle? And what happens when she meets a Bad Boy that finds out her secret and is willing to help her?
YUP ITS ME,THE NERD! by AyeSkylarr
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hey I'm katalins I'm a nerd, and also a nobody and I get straight A's as usual anyways my twin sister Ally died while I was a junior. my brother and the whole school dosent like me because they think it was my fault she died but my parents knew it wasent and now I'm a senior and my parents break the news that were moving! héll no! I'm not going I'm gonna have to be dragged they want me to leave ALLY here all alone..I don't care if she's not alive ..she's still my twin and trust me I'm going to have to fight if they want me to come.they can leave if they wanna if not? i'd be glad to accept them; back home.you might think I'm over, reacting but nahhh I rather stay here and get bullied. its wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than leaving my twin sister/bestfriend. they just don't understand ..How can I get over with it? she was my lifee she meant the world to me... "get ready". yelled jacob my brother "shutup ugly" I shouted