Pistachiolady
I woke up as a piece of cheese on a shelf.
Not the best start to life, but at least I wasn't stuck in a dungeon with no way out and the risk of a starving adventurer turning me into a pie.
......Oh wait. Thats exactly what happened.
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If you like 'The mayor of noobtown', 'Battle-mage farmer' or Dakota Krout's works than this is the book for you!
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