I woke up as a piece of cheese on a shelf. Not the best start to life, but at least I wasn't stuck in a dungeon with no way out and the risk of a starving adventurer turning me into a pie. ......Oh wait. Thats exactly what happened. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... If you like 'The mayor of noobtown', 'Battle-mage farmer' or Dakota Krout's works than this is the book for you! I am no longer posting this.