History Humor

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

The Unknown Love story *(dristan)*

Dristan: Kristen McAtee x David dobrik. ___________________________ Not everything is the same on the vlogs...... Kristen & Scotty are in a fight.... David & Liza argue. What will happen? *(Smut in story)*

Traffic Lights (David Dobrik x Reader)

You are best friends with Scotty and want to move in with him and his friends. That decision will change your life.

||Shut It|| Brendon Urie x Reader

Sequel to Fuck is a Bad Word! You and Brendon are struggling to settle down together in LA, but throughout the adventure of it all, you learn many things: about Brendon, about LA, about the music industry, but there is one dreaded thing you learn about the most. The media. Cover by me! UPDATES ARE EVERY SUNDAY!

emo kookie ✦ vkook

@Emokookie: why don't I have friends? Why is life so cruel? But it's ok, that's just how life is. Life sucks. In which; taehyung meets jungkook who's going through an emo phase *Published: 27th February 2016* *completed: 10th March 2016* Book 1/? of the social media series. (btw i know jungkook isn't emo and tae isn'...

Secret Touch | MarkBam |

BamBam has been totally and hopelessly in love with Mark from the moment he first laid eyes on him. He wants nothing more than the love and affection he feels for Mark to be returned. When Mark cannot reciprocate these feelings, he gives BamBam something else... Pleasure.

F A N | v.jk

"Stop showing me your asshole slut, it makes me wanna cum already."

chapstick → taekook

❝ do you have any chapstick ? ❞ - All Rights Reserved Credit to : wndrgrls dec, 152112 - Cont. #14 in gentle

Fuck is a Bad Word || Brendon Urie x Reader

"Hey, you there in the middle." At a Panic! At The Disco concert, you manage to catch Brendon Urie's attention. . . Enough to make him fall in love with you. He begins to constantly brighten your day with your shared love for coffee, your duets, his smug jokes, and he never fails to find a way to make you warm up to h...

I Slapped Mr. Popular

Braelyn Sawyer is the invisible little sister of Nick, Nathan, and Kyle Sawyer. Each of her brothers are popular, handsome, and players. Braelyn always hid in their shadow. A year ago Braelyn had her heart broken by her long time boyfriend Jared Harmon, and ever since then, she has stayed away from boys. She sticks to...

Since Summers

The People Choice Awards 2019 Winner for Best Diverse Books Never had Autumn thought that she would break up with her boyfriend, Tyler, until the day she met Frazier Ronan, the one person who turned her life upside down, created chaos, and made her defy all her principles. ...

addiction ✎ phan

[COMPLETED] when dan buys cigarettes to a store who has a cute shop assistant

Band Burn Book

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

Diary of a Non-Conformist Vampire Victim

Christine doesn't like people. She lives alone, has a pet cockroach to defend herself with, and has her route home timed specifically so she doesn't have to talk to people. All this changes however when she is stolen from her dorm room and forced to play host to a vampire named Damien. Christine has never met anyone c...

Band Imagines Part 2

Band Imagines! Because why the hell not! Check out my first Band Imagines book on my profile :) *REQUESTS OPEN*

Tag Yourself: Emo Band Edition

Band member's faces and actions can be very relatable. This is a interactive and fun tag yourself book but with a twist... EMO BANDS! Contains Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, and Fall Out Boy plus a bunch of others

Diary Of A Fake Fan

Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS

Merged Worlds (Book 1) [Editing]

The five heroes. They all have their story ending but what if their stories continue...together? They have their lives. Elsa is unhappy. Merida frustrated. Jack is bored. Rapunzel's free. Hiccup is no longer underestimated. But what if Manny decides to bring them together? Will they fall in love? Even if some of the...

Unholy Pictures of Josh Dun ✓

oh my god this book is so weird and cringey I'm! not! like! this! anymore! if you know me irl please don't judge me, I was in a phase and alone ~ ahahahahahahaha i'm going to hell ~trigger warning~ don't click on this if you're innocent

The Story of Turkey Vic ((one-shot))

A Thanksgiving one-shot about Turkey Vic. This is a stupid joke I thought of during school so please enjoy.

doggo

read if ur pupset & need a little picker-pupper

Secret Admirer (Fuencest)

Vic keeps getting strange, yet sexy letters. Little does he know they're from his little brother.

Emo Zodiacs

Have you ever wondered what fall out boy song you are? Desperate to know which green day video is most like you? Well, now you can find out, all by the power of your zodiac sign! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLS DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY Y'ALL NEED TO FIND SOME CHILL HONESTLY. [I make all of these myself] -DM requests-

Creepypasta x girl!child!reader

Little (y/n) was 6, she was a orphan, she hated the place since kids called her a freak......for a reason though......she could see the dead. She had made friends with them she said but they didn't believe her and thought she was crazy. Each day they would say 'crazy' or they will say 'your crazy no wonder your parent...

Eyeless jack x reader

You were just walking threw the woods and you had your knife with you. for some reason you chose to bring your smallest knife. also, for some reason, you were carving operator signs on trees. I guess its because it was Oct 13, Creepypasta day. on your third carving, you slit your finger by accident, causing blood to g...

Unbroken || Dan Howell x reader

Moving to London, finally. New people, new home, new life. You can forget all of your problems back in North America, with the help of someone special... _____________ Forewarning: I wrote this story many years ago, so I apologize for all the spelling mistakes, grammar issues and the overall overused plot...

Adopted by All Time Low ^Completed^

Winter was alone. No one cared for her. She was bullied everyday and to make matters worst, she was an orphan. But her favorite band adopts her. Would that change her suicidal ways? ~I appreciate all of those who still read this story. It means so much~

Riptide (Kellic) Sequel to "Oceans"

Vic is in heaven. Kellin is on Earth. Yet they are still in love... Or are they? || Sequel to "Oceans" ||

Assistants and Dearest ▸▸ Kellic