"What?? Thats it?? I don't end up with anybody?!? Ugh this KnY dating simulator is bullshit!!" I complained and looked at the time,It was 4:50 in the morning. I sighed,"I can't believe I wasted my time for this... I have work in 6..." I soon walked up to my bed and grabbed every minutes and hours of sleep I could get. "Hey Y/n....." A voice says,calling me. Ugh what the fuck I'm sleeping go away,its probably mom. "...Y/n.." Wait what the fuck I live alone YEEETT!!! My eyes shot open to reveal Tanjirou calling out my name, "Thank goodness you woke up... Class is about to start. Wait... Why.. What.. When... WHAT THE FUCK?! (This story is in a modern time.)

Criminal necromancer & vampire private eye team up to solve the case of the missing barista. *** When a client drops dead in her fortune telling parlor, 'reformed' necromancer Isla has no choice but to illegally resurrect the poor gal. Your girl's got priors, alright? Hiding a corpse will send Isla back to the slammer. The client's just a Tourist, so Isla is certain nobody will notice. But you know what they say: The only things certain in life are death, taxes, and a handsome vampire poking his fangs where they don't belong. Gregor, a vampire private detective, has been hired to find another vamp's misplaced favorite bloodbag-- I mean, barista. Greg knows the fraudulent and distractingly attractive psychic, Isla, is the key to the barista's whereabouts, but he just can't put his fangs on what it is she's hiding from him. If her little whoopsie is discovered, Isla fears both the otherworldly authorities and an ancient vampire will have her throat. So she does what any girl would do in her situation. She hires Greg to find the risen barista for her first so that she can undo the resurrection. Sparks fly and blood splatters as Greg and Isla investigate Philadelphia's secret paranormal society, throw literal bones at the werewolf mafia, commune with the spirits of dead vampire-brides, dodge arrest by the magic fuzz, and occasionally pop off for late night cheesesteaks. The Vampire Always Bites Twice is the Wattys 2022 Grand Prize Winner! The "Bites Twice" Mysteries 1 - The Vampire Always Bites Twice 1.5 - Doubull Indemnity [revised version coming soon) 2 - Shadow of a Curse (Coming Fall 2025) This book contains explicit sexual content, paranormal violence, animal harm, and gore.

this story is about how you get a dating game off of ebay as a complete joke and got sucked into it like any Wattpad Y/N. But the question is, will you survive this bullshit?

!𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑!: 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨, 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨, 𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚, 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙛 (𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙧 𝙮'𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨) •. !!!𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙐𝙀𝘿!!!.• V V V [ !¡𝘽𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣¡! ] { 𝑭𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝑿 𝒀𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑬!𝑲𝑵𝒀 } -漫~*'¨¯¨'*·舞~ ~舞*'¨¯¨'*·~漫- 𝙔𝙤𝙪... 𝙔𝙤𝙪.. '' 𝐌𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞... '' ''𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛.'' ''𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙚.'' They wanted you... No... ''𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐲𝐨𝐮.'' Their beloved. Y̳/̳n̳.̳ -漫~*'¨¯¨'*·舞~ ~舞*'¨¯¨'*·~漫-