A MaiChard AU love story told in bite-sized portions.

in which a girl who loves egg-rolls has the most afflictive birthday of her life. ©winniethel0u

[complete] When Kade discovers that her incredibly annoying classmate, Marcel Styles, is living under a double personality, her attention for him is immediately piqued. Little does she know that by attempting to discover things that are better off kept away, she'll be thrown down a spiral where she'll come to find that everything in her life has been a secret, and everyone she loves has been pretending.

DISCLAIMER: I am not the original writer if this story. All credit goes to Hannah. The original writer, please do not think I am stealing her work when I am not. She does not have wattpad so I just post it in here from her tumblr for people to read it. One again. ALL credit is given to Hannah.

"Can you help me please!?" He pleaded as I tried to escape from his strong grasp. "Let me go, you creep!" "I can't live by myself, you gotta help me! I'm a sky racer from a planet lightyears away and I can't --" "YOU'RE CRAZY!!" I squealed as I ran away from him, but he was fast enough to keep up. "Why won't you believe me!? I'm telling the truth!" "One is that it's impossible for aliens to exist!!" "But I'm-" "And two, YOU'RE NAKED!!!" Written by: @messedupbun, @smokescreenbaby and @wimpykid

***Jan 2016 - The Budding Roses has been selected as one of the TOP 10 ONE DIRECTION FANFICTIONS worth reading by Sugarscape! http://www.sugarscape.com/bookclub/news/a1085541/10-one-direction-fanfics-worth-reading-january/ *** Currently appearing on the Wattpad Fan fiction Featured List and selected for Wattpad's 'Back to school YA' Reading List. Set amidst a chaos of hilarity in 1990's Brighouse, West Yorkshire, The Budding Roses is a classic Young Adult coming of age novel which follows the anxious voice of teenager, Simone Rose, and her descent in to panic, as she struggles to cope with the all-consuming occupation of lusting after boys and the emotional exhaustion of never being able to find the right one. As Baywatch plays on the television Simone has just vomited for the twelfth time, which as she has established has to be God's secret punishment for her recent transgression with the loathsome Harry Styles. At least she has Baywatch to maintain her spirits during illness, and it is from her sick bed that she falls in love for the first time with tanned, floppy haired Adonis, life guard Eddie Kramer. Powered back to health by her emerging amour, Simone soon realises that the coal blackened streets of Brighouse offer just as many hotties as the far flung beaches of Southern California. If only best friend, precocious know it all, Natasha could share her romantic sensibilities instead of chasing after Harry and his stupid football or worse still High School's newest hero, Liam Payne. Why can't such losers bog off and stop embarrassing her with their immaturities? Unfortunately for Simone, such luck is not to be hers.

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

Zoe had always laughed off all the 'Zalfie' jokes made by her and Alfie's subscribers. She thought Alfie always had as well. When Zoe finally realizes her true feelings for Alfie she doesn't know how to accept it. A few complications and accidents later she figures out how to handle it and how to carry on her life in a positive way. this is half way through editing before i gave up hahaha oops.. it shouldn't make a difference to the storyline though so i hope you enjoy!

*Watty Awards 2013 - Winner of Youtube Celebrities in fanfiction Zoe Sugg and Alfie Deyes are just two teenagers who have fallen in love with the internet and each other. Both have become successful on a well known sight called youtube and are considered Internet famous by many. Wanting to have some privacy under the curious gaze of their millions of subscribers, Zoe and Alfie find it hard to keep their little secret undiscovered. One slip up from their fellow friend Jim Chapman and all hell breaks loose as viewers find out the truth behind the harmless, yet truthful ship. #ZALFIE. Featuring: Zoe Sugg, Alfie Deyes, Marcus Butler, Niomi Smart, Joe Sugg, Caspar Lee, MynamesChai, Sprinkleofglitter, Sawyer Hartman, Dan Howell, Phil Lester, Funforlouis, Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan, Jim Chapman, Tanya Burr, Jack and Finn and more! *Based on a true story and true events will be included (summer in the city, vidcon etc)*

SEQUEL TO DARK! DISCLAIMER: I am not the original writer if this story. All credit goes to Hannah. The original writer, please do not think I am stealing her work when I am not. She does not have wattpad so I just post it in here from her tumblr for people to read it. One again. ALL credit is given to Hannah.