Zoey is from the total drama have you ever wonder what her life would be like from her point of view and maybe even a little of Mike's point of view well your in the right place if you do.

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

hey bros this is a SMUT book with MATURE THEMES with OBJECTS HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!!!! it is extremely CONSENSUAL and NONCON CAN GO DIEEE!!!!!!! this is gonna be the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, MOST BREATHTAKING, GOURMET, AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, smut shots you are EVER going to READ!!! YOU CAN CUM ALL YOU WANT TO THIS BROS, I GOTTA ADMIT I DO CUM TO THIS TOO!!!

Im hypersexual and have a big hyperfixation on ii/the osc so yeah You can request anything just no pro ships or comships ew. DNI IF YOURE A PROSHITTER BTW YOURE NOT WELCOME HERE >:(

Pepper is head over heels for Salt, but she can't seem to win over the girl's heart no matter what. Her eyes are set on OJ, but with a recent dilemma that's got Salt questioning whether she should keep her hopeless pining in her routine, Pepper sees this as the moment she's been waiting for. Unfortunately, a certain microphone can't seem to let this play out without poking her head in...

Mostly inanimate insanity, and bfb / bfdi *NOT MY CHARACTERS, THEY BELONG TO THE CREATORS* mostly smut, you have been warned

Well, I just thought I should write a Matchcil Fanfiction, so here we are! Please be warned there MIGHT be some suggestive writing in this. I'm not the best at writing, so sorry if this isn't that good! <3 this was made in 2021 pls pls pls dont judge me this is literally so embarrassing PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED 😭

Uh basically just tell me a ship you wanna see that's all!! You could give specific requests or just plain simple!! I'll prolly do all ships (even if I hate it..)

A strange machine that Golfball found made something extremely weird happen: Everyone's human! No one knows what's going on, and a bunch of random human things happen to everyone... can any they find a way to turn back to normal? A/N: Most of these chapters are very old and make no sense, especially chapters 1-6, and I'm going to rewrite them soon.

No one writes gob stories so I do it😃😃, Btw I don't ship this anymore, but who tf cares I'm still writing, Of topic but I remember these boys kept spying on me (I was in a tight maxi dress) and when I started talking (I have a mummy voice lol) there noses started bleeding and they called me mummy